Top Guns and dancing queens

How’s it hanging? It’s a bit of a slow news day so bear with me. (Or maybe I’m just slow). Lets get started.


House of horrors

One of favourite directors, Sam Raimi (The Evil Dead) is said to be developing a horror themed reality show ( I thought Big Brother was, hmm.), for the CW Network. Contestants will have to deal with their fears while staying at some appropriately spooky place. They haven’t decided on the location yet, an evil small town, a lakeside retreat are said to be up for consideration. Hey I got on idea, how about filming at Britney’s house.

For he’s a jolly good nutbar.

Tom Cruise jumping up and down, slapping his knee repeatedly, dancing and singing. No, its not Oprah’s couch part deux, its his party and he’ll act like a fool if he want to. It was Tom Tom’s birthday, and only a few hundred of Scientology’s brainwashed clones were invited. In the clip you can see on YouTube, the band serenades Tommy TooMuch with the themes from “Top Gun”, “Mission Impossible”, before breaking into Bob Seager’s “Old time rock and roll”. Tommy Big Grin then jumps on stage to dance and sing-a-long (3 out of a possible 10 score, if you’re keeping track at home) Tommy Too Much doesn’t look any wiser, just weird, as usual.
PS. Check out Jerry O’Connell’s spot-on impersonation of Tom, if you already haven’t at http://www.splattermail.org. It’s Grrreatt! As Tony the tiger would say.

I just saw Madonna’s new album cover, and what else is new, she tries to be shocking as usual. Honestly, if this woman was one quarter as sexual as her persona, her hubby Guy, would never be heard from again. No doubt, he would be too exhausted and limp, too tired to get out of bed. I haven’t seen him lately though…hmmm. thesuperficial.com

Ring-a-ding-dingy

Staying with Madonna, Jori Jordan, the party crasher that caused such a stir at the Rock and Roll Hall of fame induction’s says “Madonna is such an inspiration to me.” She also say’s she would like to tour with the Material girl “It’d be the opportunity of a lifetime” I’m sure it would be. What better way to make a good impression by upstaging Madonna on the eve of her crowning achievement in the music business. Stay by the phone dear,the next ring could be your dream come true. Yah, as if! Britney’ll put together a coherent sentence, before Madge calls you anytime soon. Ny Post


Here are some of the best sound bites from TV over the last week as compiled by EW.com

''Oh boy, dinnertime! The perfect break between work and drunk.''
HOMER (DAN CASTELLANETA) ON THE SIMPSONS

''It's a little Mail Order Bride No. 1.''
PAULINA PORIZKOVA, DESCRIBING KATARZYNA'S LINGERIE PHOTO SHOOT, ON AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

''Mike Huckabee finally dropped out and said he is joining forces with John McCain. Oh, that's great, a guy who doesn't believe in evolution with a guy who remembers it.''
BILL MAHER, ON REAL TIME

''There have been charges of foul play from both sides. Obama has accused Clinton of smearing him by implying that he's a Muslim or Muslim sympathizer and Clinton has accused Obama's people of trying to dump a bucket of water on her and make her melt.''
JIMMY KIMMEL, ON JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE!


That’s all I got folks
Good night sweetheart, good night.

Doc B.