Oliver Stone Does Bush, Jericho: Resurrection

Hi folks,

Doc. B. here, not much in the news today, and I’m in a hurry. An old friend of mine came up to me and asked me to go to a concert, she said I’ve got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby, come with me Saturday, don’t say maybe. I’m just a teenage dirtbag like you. Of cause I was flattered and I said yes, so here the news.

But first…

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading
“Henny Youngman”


More Terror From The 80’s

In the 80’s, British singer Rick Astley had a string of hit’s. you don’t remember. Then you’re one of the lucky ones. Apparently his video for the song “Never Going To Give You Up” was viewed 15 million times on YouTube. It was all a joke (not his career, the posting) “it only happened after users clicked a link to film of misbehaving celebs – and were shown the Astley vid (that so happened to me too,… I clicked on what I thought were naked pictures of Jessica Alba, and instead it was concert footage of Patti Smyth, brrr, I shudder just thinking of it) Let’s hope this doesn’t revive his career.
Source Here


What’s Up Pussycat

I see that the Pussycat Dolls promoters were fined after a performance in Kuala Lumpur (I guess you go where they pay ya to) was deemed “sexually suggestive” by city officials. Apparantly one breast saw the light of the day. Another mis-step was a dance motion-grinding action that left no doubt in the minds of everyone there that one of the dancers was no longer a virgin thanks to her shorts riding high into the vagina region. Oddy enough the officials did not about what passes for music these days
Source Here


IT ROSE FROM THE GRAVE

Wake up all you Jericho “nuts”, there’s hope yet. Both the CW and the Sci-Fi channel would like to continue the show. There’s also the possibility of a movie. The only worry it seem’s is that C.B.S. might try to block it. Well, you know if mailing peanuts To CBS worked last time, perhaps we should up the ante. Are watermelons in season yet, send them to CBS folks.


OLIVER STONES BUSH

Oliver Stone is doing a movie about George W. Bush. Josh Brolin (who was great in “Planet Terror” and “No Country For Old Men”. Will play the President of the United States. Stone told “Daily Variety” a fair true portrait of the man. How did Bush go from being an alcoholic bum to the most powerful figure in the world. I hope few of these Bush’ism’s make it into the film.Enjoy

Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." --George W. Bush, Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale,Va, Aug. 9, 2004

"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft." —second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life." --George W. Bush, Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004

"Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 23, 2004

"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions." --George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

"We actually misnamed the war on terror. It ought to be the Struggle Against Ideological Extremists Who Do Not Believe in Free Societies Who Happen to Use Terror as a Weapon to Try to Shake the Conscience of the Free World." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'" --George W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004
Source: Bushisms - Stupid George Bush Quotes From 2004


Well that it I gotta go practice my head banging in front of the mirror, to regain my technique.

Take it easy,

Doc. B.

Paris Desperate For Friends, Poison Drummer's New GiG

Greeting and salutations,

Doc. B. here, and I'm feeling fine. Driving in my car today I was listening to my local sports talk AM radio station, The Team 990 and P.J. Stock had me in stitches. He was playing old 80's (classic's??) music like Starship (ICK), Def Leppard (Yahh!) and even Michael Jackson (uggh… sorry I'll pick that right up, where's the mop) He even played song's you never admit to listening or else losing cred. Like Homer Simpson's favorite song. C'mon, you know it. That's right, "It's raining men" anyhoo, all this crazy music and P.J.'s goofy antic's made me laugh thinking about how ridiculous some of the 80's musical style's were. Then, I look at my MSN and first story I notice involves Poison's drummer. Wham! I tell ya, I got some good Karma happening all day today. After I finish this post I think I'll watch one of my favorite movies from the 80's. Evil Dead II (Toolshed!). Thanks for reading, hope good karma's paying you a visit, because I think bad karma has befallen Rikki Rocket of Poison, there's some "Prison Break" news as well. All just below. Let's move on shall we.

But first…

If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you.


Every Rose Has a Ream

Rikki Rocket, (what a stupid name) drummer for the 80's rock group "Poison", has been arrested for rape. Rikki's real name is Richard Ream (Oh, I Can See Clearly Now) and if he's found guilty, one can only pray there's no old magazine's like "Tiger Beat" still in the prison library. (If they aren't already on someone's cell wall) because Rikki sure has a pretty mouth in those old photo's. Hey it was the 80's, big hair, lot's of spandex pants with potatoes stuffed in the front, and of course lot's, and lot's of hooker-trash make up on their faces. If Rikki doe's do jail time, one only hopes the first word's out of his cellmate's mouth isn't "Talk Dirty To Me". (then, maybe we'll cuddle) Hmm… You don't think the inmate's or guards will give Rikki a hard time do you, with a name like Ream (think of possibilities) hopefully Rikki's day's in prison are well spent by repenting for his (alleged) crime. Hey, with all that time on his hands maybe he'll come to truly understand why the "Cowboy Sings A Sad, Sad Song." Hang in there Rikki, all your fan's are behind you (when I say behind you, I mean in your past. Just keeping it real)
Source: http://music.sympatico.msn.ca


Paris Seek's BFF (Not Named Nicole)

" I Wanna Be Paris Hilton's BFF" It's a new M.T.V. reality show with Paris, and they're looking for a "hot bitch. If this is something that pique's your interest, see if you match any of the criteria on the checklist below

1) Your name is not Nicole Richie.
2) You are pretty, but generic + bland.
3) Have been photographed wasted.
4) Pontificate on subject's completely foreign to you (including pontificate).
5) Your life's ambition is to be famous.
6) Have trouble getting out of cars without exposing yourself.
7) You have no discernable talent.
8) Your name is not Lindsay Lohan.
9) Have your own sex tape on the web.

If you have checked off four or more, congratulations, you have a real chance of making this show and earning my eternal friendship. Try out by email Parisbffcasting@gmail.com
Source: http://www.usmagazine.com

Drew Reboot's

Drew Barrymore seem's to be getting serious with this Justin Long fella. I hope It work's out, they seem like a nice couple. Justin was in "Live Free And Die Hard", but you probably know him best from those cute "I'm a Mac" commercials. I tried to get a comment from his partner in those spot's, P.C. unfortunately. P.C. had to shutdown and was unable to comment.

If you are born ugly blame your parents, if you died ugly blame your doctor


Jessica Lange's Not Plastic.

A story at the http://www.startribune.com suggests actress Jessica Lange may have had plastic surgery. A spokewoman for Lange said "It's a absolutely not true" Perhaps Lange could have answered for herself, but apparently the tightness of the skin around her mouth allows her only the ability to grunt. When, I asked her to blink with her eye's in morse code, her head exploded so I was unable to get a solid answer.


Found: A Head

Sarah Wayn Callies is set to be in nest season's "Prison Break". Sarah played Michael's love interest on the show untill her head showed up in a box. I guess it wasn't her head. I guess it was Jessica Lange's. (I love it when all the loose ends get tied up).
http://tvguide.sympatico.msn.ca


Well that's all I got for now folks, I gotta go shave my cat before I watch Evil Dead (Don't judge, it's a tradition) As Bruce would say, "Swallow This."

Doc. B. Offline

Brangelina's Baby Scam, Jessica's Married? Plus Fergie + Carrie

Magandang tanghali po,

What's happening people, Doc. B. here, with all that was interesting (to me) today. Got a little my humps, got a little NFL, some Rap. Ready to go… Alrighty then.

But first...

The public have an in satiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing
"Oscar Wilde"


The Baby Making Biz?

After People magazine paid J. Lo and her hubby Marc 6 Million for pic's of their twins, word come's that Brad and Angie might command as much as 10 Million. I can't believe any mag would be stupid enough to pay 10 mil for a baby picture. They all look the friggin same. Bald, wrinkly, and old (brrr.) what a waste of money, anyhow one magazine editor say's "It's at the point now where some stars might decide to have more kids just to collect the money from their photo's" Nahh, I don't see it. Celebs might hawk clothing lines, "develop" perfume, secretly film commercials only shown in Japan for money but I just don't see them going so low as to make a career out of having babies. Sheesh, whatta joke. Let's move on shall we.
Source: www.nypost.com


It's An Epidemic

Fergie denies rumours that she has a bun in the oven. Hmm… is it just me, or there's a waaay lot of babies popping out of celeb's uterus' lately. That magazine editor in the above mentioned story was really on to something. This is gonna be a huge booming industry. It must be stopped. We need prevention, we need education, we need awareness to stop this baby photo scam. I'm supposed to meet Bjork at TacoBell. I'll tell her, and together we can organize a festival to get the word out before it's too late. Are you with me! (pause) That's what I wanted to hear. Huh… what's that? Oh Fergie. Well like I said she's denying it, saying "I'm 5 ft 4 in and so when I gain a few pounds, it show's." (Insert your own "Lovely Lady Lumps" right here ……………………………….!
OMG, I just thought of something. Imagine, how much Jamie Lynn Spears is gonna make off this baby. Scary, isn't it.


Joke Break

Kids in the backseat cause accidents: accidents in the backseat cause kids.


Jessica Doe's Dallas

There's rumours swirling round that Jessica Simpson and Dallas quarterback Tony Romo have secretly married. That sound you just heard was Dallas Cowboys fan's shouting F**k Me!! There go the playoffs.

Carrie Dumps Her Not Gay Boyfriend

Country Star Carrie Underwood has ended her relationship with Chance Crawford. Hmmm, I guess that's the same Chance Crawford rumour has it, dating JC Chasez of NSYNC. Boy the timing of this look's bad don't it. Well JC is on record at least, denying he's dating Chance. "We're both straight, we're not dating."Could not be clearer, too bad, they would of made a fabulous couple. We'll, I believe him. That should nip it the bud (so to speak) Next.


No, No, Not Remy Martin

Rapper Remy Ma is facing 25 yrs in prison for a shooting. Who's that you say… C'mon you heard of her. She was nominated for a Grammy, that help. Huh! What do you mean who cares. Alright then. She say's it was an accident. What's that? Well! I don't know when I've heard such foul language. Frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself. No, I know… it's been a long day, skip it. Let's move on.


And The Winner Is Judge Judy

Another reason not to take the Emmy Awards seriously (if that's possible.) Variety reposts that "the court genre will finally be receiving it's own Daytime Emmy category.Apparently, Bowflex will have to wait till next year for it's Emmy category. Just doesn't seem fair.


Well, I'm exhausted. I was busy like a bee today. Still, I gotta go meet Bjork at TacoBell, to get the word out on this baby boom business. Get organized people, spread the word "No Baby's For Big Buck's"

Can you dig it.

Doc. B. out

Tupac’s Dead, K-Fed’s Not, Richie Probably Wish’s He Was.

Bonjour mes amis, Doc. B. here.

And I’m raring to go. Got good news today, I might have come into some money from some people in Africa that contacted me in an Email. I also noticed some people have been behaving badly while drunk, let’s take a look shall we.

But First…


Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
“Plato”


K-Fed Turns 30 and still a friggin idiot

I read on In Touch Weekly a story about Kevin Federline, in which he said “I spend most of the day chasing my kids around the house.” Yeah, I guess so, what else are you gonna do when you don’t work, and you continue to suck on the teet of your ex-wife (poor woman) then he went on to say that “their needs define my schedule every day.” Well! I should hope so. It seems to be K-Feds job to marry girls or get em pregnant then move on. The least he could do was be around, acting like a responsible adult. I know, I know, it’s K-Fed, you say , and you would be right. I later read over on MSN, this, “K-Fed get’s booed on his birthday” and I don’t think anything of it. But I read on, he was on a long weekend in Vegas, getting drunk with his “posse” celebrating his 30th birthday. Hmmm… way to be responsible Kev. If I was his ex and I knew that my money was funding this little excursion in Vegas, I’d be screaming! Screaming “this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! At least that’s what I, your humble Doc. B. would say. Anyways the crowd that booed, was because K-Fed was trying to rap again. Apparently he was drunk and incoherent (no surprise there), what he did manage to make loud and clear into the mic. was “ I lost my voice at the craps table. I lost all my money” Hmmm… like I said “this shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. I guess the children’s needs were ,for daddy to get drunk and embarrassing, broke and stupid in Vegas, how bout that. Phew… I made it all the way thru without saying her name. Just made a buck.


“Bad Medicine” on the “Lost Highway”

Now I see Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi got busted for D.U.I. Hmmm… drinking and driving, he was surely “Living On a Prayer.” It’s seem’s also that there were people inside the car with him. Just being a little “Wild in the Streets” I guess. But oh no there’s more, one of the passengers was his own child. Richie, Richie, you know “You Give Love a Bad Name”. This is serious, you better not “Runaway” or you’ll be “Wanted Dead or Alive.” – Okay, I’m sorry – I’ll stop now… Let’s move on.
Source: http://www.tmz.com/


BREAKING NEWS: TUPAC STILL DEAD

Can you believe this, Tupac Shakur’s name is in the news again. The man’s been dead 12 yrs people, 12 friggin years and he still get’s more press! One song pop’s up every now and then, A CD every 6 month’s or so, he’s always in the news even though he’s dead. I think he’s omnipotent or somthin. We need some kind of celestiaA exorcism to free him into the rest of the universe, so he can bug them, and give us a rest. He’s dead people, let him go.

Useless Trivia: Peanut Butter

· An acre of peanuts can produce 30,000 peanut butter sandwiches.
· It takes about 548 peanuts to make a 12 oz jar of the stuff.



Mork without Mindy

“The Hollywood Reporter” reports that Robin Williams and his wife Marsha are getting divorced. I sympathize with her, how could you have anything to do with anyone responsible for the film “R.V.” And don’t get me started on “Patch Adams” Sheesh!


Well, that’s it for now because I gotta go free Tibet with Bjork, she’ waiting for me at KFC

Aurevoir Doc. B.

Jamie Lynn's wedding plans, Paris' Toilet trouble

Pa diux How is it going folks, Doc B. here,

Shout out to my boy Daniel, thanks for the urine mate. It's Tuesday, so the hangover's gone right, right. Got the latest just below, so without further ado.

But first…

Two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe
"Albert Einstein"


Jamie Lynn Spears engaged, Vegas to set odds

OMG Jamie Lynn Spears is getting engaged, her baby's father, Casey Aldridge has given her an engagement ring, and she's said to be showing it off to friends. (Probably a gold band that says I totally love you, totally, love Casey, the baby‘s father, remember. Bet it’s encrusted with red ruby hearts and little diamond dolphins, and teddy bears) Hmm… if they have a summer wedding they bettor hurry to book Chuck E Cheese for the dinner reception, White Flags for the party afterwards, (or the mall) Hire the Jonas Bros. to play. Hire a dermatologist to get Casey's acne under control for the photos, maybe Disney'll throw in a free cruise or somethin. Phew, that' a lot, these kids better get busy. Get busy growing up. Man, I wouldn't bet a plum nickel on these two, sheesh. Stay tuned, absolutely more to follow.
Source Here :


Assflack

Kim Kardashian's considering insuring her butt! Bout time I say, I don't know how many times it's been run into.

Common + Serena, game, set, match

Tennis star Serena’s been hanging out with common. Do you think they're just friends? Me neither "the pair, who appear together in the rappers latest video "I want you", was seen hugging and kissing.
Common (Lonnie Rashid Lynn Jr.) dated Erykah Badu. (Lucky) and Alicia Keys (Bastard)

Maybe he's tired of musical artists and has decided to see what the hunting's like in the sportsfield, Either way, I'm already starting to dislike this fellow. Hmm… how many hot female athletes can you think of off hand. Maria Sharepova (yum) Amanda Beard (yeah Baby) Martina Navatilova (Hey, I had to snap you out of it. He better stay away from Natalie Gulbis, or I'm ,..I’m ,ah who am I kidding , I ain’t gonna do anything but sit and pout like a little girl. I feel shame.

Useless Trivia

"Come Together" was originally called "Come Together Join The Party". Lennon wrote it for Timothy Leary's run for Governor in 69.

Faith (No More)

Lock the bathroom stall the next time you go, because George Michael announced his first U.S. tour in 17 years. Has it been that long. I hardly noticed.

What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff "Paris Hilton"

After all those photo's of Paris with little, hungry African children now come's word she demanded that the first class toilet be cleaned to her liking, on her flight to Africa. Yup, prison sure changed her, you'd think after sleeping in a cell with the shitter right next to her practically she'd learn to make do and not put up a stink (heh,heh, pun). I guess Paris' poop doesn't emit any noxious odors like the rest of us poor peasants. I hope the seat was wet and freezing.
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/

Gotta go, my chimp Antonio just swallowed some Viagra. It's going to be a long night.

Peace, Doc. B.

Lindsay Rushes Home, Yo, More Rambo, Bruce is Groovy!

Szia, Folks,


Doc. B. here,

Not too much of interest (my interest) today, but chill out, it's 11:55 pm Est. Monday is over and done with. Say goodbye and kick its ass out the door! Four more days and it’s the weekend. C'mon, smile… there, I saw that. Good, lets move on then.

But first…

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
"Lewis Carroll"


"G" Rambo

It appears that there will be another (another??!!) Rambo movie there had been rumours of a sequel to "Cliffhanger", (Cliffhanger II: The Voyage To The Upstairs Toilet) but this new Rambo seems to be on the fast track to production. My God, I don't believe that there going to be another Rambo movie, Stallone can't even get a good sprint going anymore what with his jowls creating serious wind resistance, and the duct tape around his stomach making it difficult to breathe. Honestly Sly's getting a little to old for this stuff. I think the only way to distract the audience from Sly's age will be to cast someone older as a crusty old sidekick, someone like Mickey Rooney, or Peter O'toole (They're still alive right?) to give Sly the Illusion of being younger. Too bad about a sequel not happening for "Cliffhanger", it would have been cool to see the main actor navigate a steep mountain with a walker, *sigh*.
Source: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/


CAST BRUCE CAMPBELL

Paramount is in talks with Sam Raimi (Evil Dead) to develop and direct a new batch of Jack Ryan Films. (cast Bruce Campbell) You remember the first starred Alec Baldwin and was pretty good, next came Harrison Ford's turn and they were good and profitable, then Ben Affleck took over, one and out, nothing since. No rumours solid about casting yet,(cast Bruce Campbell) buts I'm crossing my fingers that Bruce Campbell will have a prominent role in this new series. "Groovy!" (Raimi, you hack, cast Bruce Campbell!)
Source: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/


And Finally

I handle fame by not being famous… I'm not famous to me
"Bob Marley"


There's No Place Like Home

Well, it would seem Lindsay Lohan's back home with family. Her grandfather's battling cancer, and her grandmother had a small car accident where apparently she hit a tree and a pole. She was checked and released from hospital. Now is the time for family, for comfort and togetherness. It's time to stand by one's loved one's and deal. Not blow into town and just as fast, blow out. Maybe Lilo can get her priorities straight and do the right thing here. We'll see, and that’s why I've given her a reprieve from ridicule by this column, for now. Tomorrow is another day however, and prior history doe's not favour Lilo in this instance. Be well Grandpa, be well Grandma, be well Lindsay.

Well that’s all I got (or feel like) for now. Oh, by the way, I got my car out of the ice. (helpful hint: urine, it turns out, is quite effective as a de-icer, and creates a lovely luxurious shine to your tires).

Gotta go, rock on

Doc. B.

Britney Finds God, Lilo’s Big Gay Love Saga, And Mischa Barton’s Naked! “Hallelujah, Amen”

Heidi-Ho, Doc. B. here.

After a good night’s rest. I feel invigorated. And you should too, because it seems there’s some news going on in celebs lives. The Possible direction that any of these’s stories could turn, leaves me salivating. Could Britney find God (Didn’t know he was missing) and turn her life around? Anything could happen right. How about Lilo’s newest experiment in her relatively young life. It seems to me like this girl is going to be a constant media driven force with her endless escapades. Let’s see what former “O.C.” star Micsha Barton is up to.


But first…

“They’ll pay you $10,000 for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul.”
“Marilyn Monroe”


I.C., U.C., O.C. Babe’s Boobs

That lovely girl Mischa Barton (The O.C.) is in a new film called “Closing The Ring” directed by Lord Richard Attenborough, no less. The bad news about the movie, is that it’s a period film set during the war. (Not a big audience for that these days) The good news however, is that the lovely Ms. Barton has a brief nude scene in the picture. I discovered this at “The News of the World” (story link below) All you O.C. lovers, and Mischa admirers are welcome, you can send me gifts or money in lieu of thanks.
Source: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2303_mischa_barton.shtml (Contains nudity, obviously)


Yahoo! Lilo’s big gay love saga!

Lindsay Lohan’s love life just seems to get more complicated every day. A few days ago it was photo’s of her fellatio fun time with ex-boyfriend Callum Best. http://www.hiphop-elements.com/article/read/4/19084/1/ reports “Former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel's daughter Courtenay Semel is reportedly competing with DJ Samantha Ronson for the actress/singer”. (Hmmm… I wonder who can take who in a fight… Cage match anyone?) As I said, this is getting complicated. I wonder how many more lovers of Lilo’s affections will surface next week. Stay tuned I see a U-Turn up yonder. Buckle up! It’s going to be a bumpy ride.


No Country For Old Whiners.

Oscar winner (No Country For Old Men), and Spanish heartthrob Javier Bardem is a self-confessed hypochondriac. Apparently, when he was a teen, if he got a headache, he thought he was gonna die, (We’ve all been there, right!) he would then call up friendo’s to bid them adios. However, it doesn’t seem like much has changed. Javier whines about it this way. “Since then they’ve been used to me saying I have serious health problems. One day I won’t say anything and I will just disappear!” Poof! And just like “Keyser Sose”, he was gone. Jeez, cheer-up Javvy Baby! Take some frigging Aspirin.
Source: http://www.eecho.ie/news/story/?trs=mhojeycwidcw


More Useless Trivia : UFO’S

William Shatner, Capt. Kirk of Star Trek, saw a silvery spacecraft above him as he pushed his stalled motorcycle through the Mojave Desert. He reported that it advised him through an unspoken message, about which way to go for help.
Source: "The Pop Catalog, The Berkeley Pop Culture Project"


Britney and Mel Gibson: Going to the Chapel?

Can it be true! Has Britney found God? Can she get her life back on track? I haven’t got a clue, but anything’s possible, I guess. It would appear that Mel Gibson has approached Britney to sing gospel songs at his church. (You may remember that his church “The Holy Family Catholic Church” does not recognize the pope’s authority, or the Vatican’s.) Britney and Mel share a common faith in God it would seem (quit your giggling, she’s extremely devout.) Maybe crazy old “Mad Max” can help Britney with her problems (God knows he should be able to relate) Maybe this is it! Maybe, just maybe this is where Britney gets her life together and proves to the nay-sayers, and non-believers that she has what it takes to grow up, be responsible to her kids, her family, and herself. (Pause)… Nahhh, who does she think she is? Mother Teresa! More like the flying nun I think. I wouldn’t put any money on this, but I bet next week Mel and Brit are spotted getting plastered, falling down drunk at some nightclub.
Sorry, am I being too cynical. Jeez, I really need to work on that, sorry again. Let’s move on, shall we.
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/2008/03/22/britney-spears-to-perform-a-gospel-gig-for-mel-gibson-89520-20358663/


Medium Rare, Please

Matt Lauer to be roasted. Sorry folks it’s not what you think, so put back your BBQ aprons and secret bone licking sauce, Lauer will be roasted by the Friars Club, and his good pal Al Roker will host. (Bet he wishes it was a BBQ too)
Source: AP


The Mika Watch

“Grace Kelly”, singer Mika has been receiving death threats. Jeez, what took so long? No wonder they call it snail mail.
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/2008/03/22/mika-ups-security-after-receiving-death-threats-from-over-zealous-fans-89520-20358656/


Well, that’s it, I’ll keep a watch on the developing Lilo big gay saga, and Britney’s devotion to God under the watchful eye of crazy Mel. But for the moment my cars tire’s are encompassed by ice. First we had a big de-thaw, and the driveway was filled with water, then, overnight the temperature dropped, and now my car is trapped in ice. I’m outta salt, so I have no choice but to get down on my hands and knees to lick around my tires with my tongue until I free my car from its frozen tundra of a prison. This could take awhile.

Smell ya later.

Doc. B.