Tupac’s Dead, K-Fed’s Not, Richie Probably Wish’s He Was.

Bonjour mes amis, Doc. B. here.

And I’m raring to go. Got good news today, I might have come into some money from some people in Africa that contacted me in an Email. I also noticed some people have been behaving badly while drunk, let’s take a look shall we.

But First…


Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something
“Plato”


K-Fed Turns 30 and still a friggin idiot

I read on In Touch Weekly a story about Kevin Federline, in which he said “I spend most of the day chasing my kids around the house.” Yeah, I guess so, what else are you gonna do when you don’t work, and you continue to suck on the teet of your ex-wife (poor woman) then he went on to say that “their needs define my schedule every day.” Well! I should hope so. It seems to be K-Feds job to marry girls or get em pregnant then move on. The least he could do was be around, acting like a responsible adult. I know, I know, it’s K-Fed, you say , and you would be right. I later read over on MSN, this, “K-Fed get’s booed on his birthday” and I don’t think anything of it. But I read on, he was on a long weekend in Vegas, getting drunk with his “posse” celebrating his 30th birthday. Hmmm… way to be responsible Kev. If I was his ex and I knew that my money was funding this little excursion in Vegas, I’d be screaming! Screaming “this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S! At least that’s what I, your humble Doc. B. would say. Anyways the crowd that booed, was because K-Fed was trying to rap again. Apparently he was drunk and incoherent (no surprise there), what he did manage to make loud and clear into the mic. was “ I lost my voice at the craps table. I lost all my money” Hmmm… like I said “this shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. I guess the children’s needs were ,for daddy to get drunk and embarrassing, broke and stupid in Vegas, how bout that. Phew… I made it all the way thru without saying her name. Just made a buck.


“Bad Medicine” on the “Lost Highway”

Now I see Richie Sambora of Bon Jovi got busted for D.U.I. Hmmm… drinking and driving, he was surely “Living On a Prayer.” It’s seem’s also that there were people inside the car with him. Just being a little “Wild in the Streets” I guess. But oh no there’s more, one of the passengers was his own child. Richie, Richie, you know “You Give Love a Bad Name”. This is serious, you better not “Runaway” or you’ll be “Wanted Dead or Alive.” – Okay, I’m sorry – I’ll stop now… Let’s move on.
Source: http://www.tmz.com/


BREAKING NEWS: TUPAC STILL DEAD

Can you believe this, Tupac Shakur’s name is in the news again. The man’s been dead 12 yrs people, 12 friggin years and he still get’s more press! One song pop’s up every now and then, A CD every 6 month’s or so, he’s always in the news even though he’s dead. I think he’s omnipotent or somthin. We need some kind of celestiaA exorcism to free him into the rest of the universe, so he can bug them, and give us a rest. He’s dead people, let him go.

Useless Trivia: Peanut Butter

· An acre of peanuts can produce 30,000 peanut butter sandwiches.
· It takes about 548 peanuts to make a 12 oz jar of the stuff.



Mork without Mindy

“The Hollywood Reporter” reports that Robin Williams and his wife Marsha are getting divorced. I sympathize with her, how could you have anything to do with anyone responsible for the film “R.V.” And don’t get me started on “Patch Adams” Sheesh!


Well, that’s it for now because I gotta go free Tibet with Bjork, she’ waiting for me at KFC

Aurevoir Doc. B.