Brangelina's Baby Scam, Jessica's Married? Plus Fergie + Carrie

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What's happening people, Doc. B. here, with all that was interesting (to me) today. Got a little my humps, got a little NFL, some Rap. Ready to go… Alrighty then.

But first...

The public have an in satiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing
"Oscar Wilde"


The Baby Making Biz?

After People magazine paid J. Lo and her hubby Marc 6 Million for pic's of their twins, word come's that Brad and Angie might command as much as 10 Million. I can't believe any mag would be stupid enough to pay 10 mil for a baby picture. They all look the friggin same. Bald, wrinkly, and old (brrr.) what a waste of money, anyhow one magazine editor say's "It's at the point now where some stars might decide to have more kids just to collect the money from their photo's" Nahh, I don't see it. Celebs might hawk clothing lines, "develop" perfume, secretly film commercials only shown in Japan for money but I just don't see them going so low as to make a career out of having babies. Sheesh, whatta joke. Let's move on shall we.
Source: www.nypost.com


It's An Epidemic

Fergie denies rumours that she has a bun in the oven. Hmm… is it just me, or there's a waaay lot of babies popping out of celeb's uterus' lately. That magazine editor in the above mentioned story was really on to something. This is gonna be a huge booming industry. It must be stopped. We need prevention, we need education, we need awareness to stop this baby photo scam. I'm supposed to meet Bjork at TacoBell. I'll tell her, and together we can organize a festival to get the word out before it's too late. Are you with me! (pause) That's what I wanted to hear. Huh… what's that? Oh Fergie. Well like I said she's denying it, saying "I'm 5 ft 4 in and so when I gain a few pounds, it show's." (Insert your own "Lovely Lady Lumps" right here ……………………………….!
OMG, I just thought of something. Imagine, how much Jamie Lynn Spears is gonna make off this baby. Scary, isn't it.


Joke Break

Kids in the backseat cause accidents: accidents in the backseat cause kids.


Jessica Doe's Dallas

There's rumours swirling round that Jessica Simpson and Dallas quarterback Tony Romo have secretly married. That sound you just heard was Dallas Cowboys fan's shouting F**k Me!! There go the playoffs.

Carrie Dumps Her Not Gay Boyfriend

Country Star Carrie Underwood has ended her relationship with Chance Crawford. Hmmm, I guess that's the same Chance Crawford rumour has it, dating JC Chasez of NSYNC. Boy the timing of this look's bad don't it. Well JC is on record at least, denying he's dating Chance. "We're both straight, we're not dating."Could not be clearer, too bad, they would of made a fabulous couple. We'll, I believe him. That should nip it the bud (so to speak) Next.


No, No, Not Remy Martin

Rapper Remy Ma is facing 25 yrs in prison for a shooting. Who's that you say… C'mon you heard of her. She was nominated for a Grammy, that help. Huh! What do you mean who cares. Alright then. She say's it was an accident. What's that? Well! I don't know when I've heard such foul language. Frankly, you should be ashamed of yourself. No, I know… it's been a long day, skip it. Let's move on.


And The Winner Is Judge Judy

Another reason not to take the Emmy Awards seriously (if that's possible.) Variety reposts that "the court genre will finally be receiving it's own Daytime Emmy category.Apparently, Bowflex will have to wait till next year for it's Emmy category. Just doesn't seem fair.


Well, I'm exhausted. I was busy like a bee today. Still, I gotta go meet Bjork at TacoBell, to get the word out on this baby boom business. Get organized people, spread the word "No Baby's For Big Buck's"

Can you dig it.

Doc. B. out