Britney Finds God, Lilo’s Big Gay Love Saga, And Mischa Barton’s Naked! “Hallelujah, Amen”

Heidi-Ho, Doc. B. here.

After a good night’s rest. I feel invigorated. And you should too, because it seems there’s some news going on in celebs lives. The Possible direction that any of these’s stories could turn, leaves me salivating. Could Britney find God (Didn’t know he was missing) and turn her life around? Anything could happen right. How about Lilo’s newest experiment in her relatively young life. It seems to me like this girl is going to be a constant media driven force with her endless escapades. Let’s see what former “O.C.” star Micsha Barton is up to.


But first…

“They’ll pay you $10,000 for a kiss and 50 cents for your soul.”
“Marilyn Monroe”


I.C., U.C., O.C. Babe’s Boobs

That lovely girl Mischa Barton (The O.C.) is in a new film called “Closing The Ring” directed by Lord Richard Attenborough, no less. The bad news about the movie, is that it’s a period film set during the war. (Not a big audience for that these days) The good news however, is that the lovely Ms. Barton has a brief nude scene in the picture. I discovered this at “The News of the World” (story link below) All you O.C. lovers, and Mischa admirers are welcome, you can send me gifts or money in lieu of thanks.
Source: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/2303_mischa_barton.shtml (Contains nudity, obviously)


Yahoo! Lilo’s big gay love saga!

Lindsay Lohan’s love life just seems to get more complicated every day. A few days ago it was photo’s of her fellatio fun time with ex-boyfriend Callum Best. http://www.hiphop-elements.com/article/read/4/19084/1/ reports “Former Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel's daughter Courtenay Semel is reportedly competing with DJ Samantha Ronson for the actress/singer”. (Hmmm… I wonder who can take who in a fight… Cage match anyone?) As I said, this is getting complicated. I wonder how many more lovers of Lilo’s affections will surface next week. Stay tuned I see a U-Turn up yonder. Buckle up! It’s going to be a bumpy ride.


No Country For Old Whiners.

Oscar winner (No Country For Old Men), and Spanish heartthrob Javier Bardem is a self-confessed hypochondriac. Apparently, when he was a teen, if he got a headache, he thought he was gonna die, (We’ve all been there, right!) he would then call up friendo’s to bid them adios. However, it doesn’t seem like much has changed. Javier whines about it this way. “Since then they’ve been used to me saying I have serious health problems. One day I won’t say anything and I will just disappear!” Poof! And just like “Keyser Sose”, he was gone. Jeez, cheer-up Javvy Baby! Take some frigging Aspirin.
Source: http://www.eecho.ie/news/story/?trs=mhojeycwidcw


More Useless Trivia : UFO’S

William Shatner, Capt. Kirk of Star Trek, saw a silvery spacecraft above him as he pushed his stalled motorcycle through the Mojave Desert. He reported that it advised him through an unspoken message, about which way to go for help.
Source: "The Pop Catalog, The Berkeley Pop Culture Project"


Britney and Mel Gibson: Going to the Chapel?

Can it be true! Has Britney found God? Can she get her life back on track? I haven’t got a clue, but anything’s possible, I guess. It would appear that Mel Gibson has approached Britney to sing gospel songs at his church. (You may remember that his church “The Holy Family Catholic Church” does not recognize the pope’s authority, or the Vatican’s.) Britney and Mel share a common faith in God it would seem (quit your giggling, she’s extremely devout.) Maybe crazy old “Mad Max” can help Britney with her problems (God knows he should be able to relate) Maybe this is it! Maybe, just maybe this is where Britney gets her life together and proves to the nay-sayers, and non-believers that she has what it takes to grow up, be responsible to her kids, her family, and herself. (Pause)… Nahhh, who does she think she is? Mother Teresa! More like the flying nun I think. I wouldn’t put any money on this, but I bet next week Mel and Brit are spotted getting plastered, falling down drunk at some nightclub.
Sorry, am I being too cynical. Jeez, I really need to work on that, sorry again. Let’s move on, shall we.
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/2008/03/22/britney-spears-to-perform-a-gospel-gig-for-mel-gibson-89520-20358663/


Medium Rare, Please

Matt Lauer to be roasted. Sorry folks it’s not what you think, so put back your BBQ aprons and secret bone licking sauce, Lauer will be roasted by the Friars Club, and his good pal Al Roker will host. (Bet he wishes it was a BBQ too)
Source: AP


The Mika Watch

“Grace Kelly”, singer Mika has been receiving death threats. Jeez, what took so long? No wonder they call it snail mail.
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/2008/03/22/mika-ups-security-after-receiving-death-threats-from-over-zealous-fans-89520-20358656/


Well, that’s it, I’ll keep a watch on the developing Lilo big gay saga, and Britney’s devotion to God under the watchful eye of crazy Mel. But for the moment my cars tire’s are encompassed by ice. First we had a big de-thaw, and the driveway was filled with water, then, overnight the temperature dropped, and now my car is trapped in ice. I’m outta salt, so I have no choice but to get down on my hands and knees to lick around my tires with my tongue until I free my car from its frozen tundra of a prison. This could take awhile.

Smell ya later.

Doc. B.