Lindsay Rushes Home, Yo, More Rambo, Bruce is Groovy!

Szia, Folks,


Doc. B. here,

Not too much of interest (my interest) today, but chill out, it's 11:55 pm Est. Monday is over and done with. Say goodbye and kick its ass out the door! Four more days and it’s the weekend. C'mon, smile… there, I saw that. Good, lets move on then.

But first…

If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there.
"Lewis Carroll"


"G" Rambo

It appears that there will be another (another??!!) Rambo movie there had been rumours of a sequel to "Cliffhanger", (Cliffhanger II: The Voyage To The Upstairs Toilet) but this new Rambo seems to be on the fast track to production. My God, I don't believe that there going to be another Rambo movie, Stallone can't even get a good sprint going anymore what with his jowls creating serious wind resistance, and the duct tape around his stomach making it difficult to breathe. Honestly Sly's getting a little to old for this stuff. I think the only way to distract the audience from Sly's age will be to cast someone older as a crusty old sidekick, someone like Mickey Rooney, or Peter O'toole (They're still alive right?) to give Sly the Illusion of being younger. Too bad about a sequel not happening for "Cliffhanger", it would have been cool to see the main actor navigate a steep mountain with a walker, *sigh*.
Source: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/


CAST BRUCE CAMPBELL

Paramount is in talks with Sam Raimi (Evil Dead) to develop and direct a new batch of Jack Ryan Films. (cast Bruce Campbell) You remember the first starred Alec Baldwin and was pretty good, next came Harrison Ford's turn and they were good and profitable, then Ben Affleck took over, one and out, nothing since. No rumours solid about casting yet,(cast Bruce Campbell) buts I'm crossing my fingers that Bruce Campbell will have a prominent role in this new series. "Groovy!" (Raimi, you hack, cast Bruce Campbell!)
Source: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/


And Finally

I handle fame by not being famous… I'm not famous to me
"Bob Marley"


There's No Place Like Home

Well, it would seem Lindsay Lohan's back home with family. Her grandfather's battling cancer, and her grandmother had a small car accident where apparently she hit a tree and a pole. She was checked and released from hospital. Now is the time for family, for comfort and togetherness. It's time to stand by one's loved one's and deal. Not blow into town and just as fast, blow out. Maybe Lilo can get her priorities straight and do the right thing here. We'll see, and that’s why I've given her a reprieve from ridicule by this column, for now. Tomorrow is another day however, and prior history doe's not favour Lilo in this instance. Be well Grandpa, be well Grandma, be well Lindsay.

Well that’s all I got (or feel like) for now. Oh, by the way, I got my car out of the ice. (helpful hint: urine, it turns out, is quite effective as a de-icer, and creates a lovely luxurious shine to your tires).

Gotta go, rock on

Doc. B.