Jamie Lynn's wedding plans, Paris' Toilet trouble

Pa diux How is it going folks, Doc B. here,

Shout out to my boy Daniel, thanks for the urine mate. It's Tuesday, so the hangover's gone right, right. Got the latest just below, so without further ado.

But first…

Two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe
"Albert Einstein"


Jamie Lynn Spears engaged, Vegas to set odds

OMG Jamie Lynn Spears is getting engaged, her baby's father, Casey Aldridge has given her an engagement ring, and she's said to be showing it off to friends. (Probably a gold band that says I totally love you, totally, love Casey, the baby‘s father, remember. Bet it’s encrusted with red ruby hearts and little diamond dolphins, and teddy bears) Hmm… if they have a summer wedding they bettor hurry to book Chuck E Cheese for the dinner reception, White Flags for the party afterwards, (or the mall) Hire the Jonas Bros. to play. Hire a dermatologist to get Casey's acne under control for the photos, maybe Disney'll throw in a free cruise or somethin. Phew, that' a lot, these kids better get busy. Get busy growing up. Man, I wouldn't bet a plum nickel on these two, sheesh. Stay tuned, absolutely more to follow.
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Assflack

Kim Kardashian's considering insuring her butt! Bout time I say, I don't know how many times it's been run into.

Common + Serena, game, set, match

Tennis star Serena’s been hanging out with common. Do you think they're just friends? Me neither "the pair, who appear together in the rappers latest video "I want you", was seen hugging and kissing.
Common (Lonnie Rashid Lynn Jr.) dated Erykah Badu. (Lucky) and Alicia Keys (Bastard)

Maybe he's tired of musical artists and has decided to see what the hunting's like in the sportsfield, Either way, I'm already starting to dislike this fellow. Hmm… how many hot female athletes can you think of off hand. Maria Sharepova (yum) Amanda Beard (yeah Baby) Martina Navatilova (Hey, I had to snap you out of it. He better stay away from Natalie Gulbis, or I'm ,..I’m ,ah who am I kidding , I ain’t gonna do anything but sit and pout like a little girl. I feel shame.

Useless Trivia

"Come Together" was originally called "Come Together Join The Party". Lennon wrote it for Timothy Leary's run for Governor in 69.

Faith (No More)

Lock the bathroom stall the next time you go, because George Michael announced his first U.S. tour in 17 years. Has it been that long. I hardly noticed.

What's Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff "Paris Hilton"

After all those photo's of Paris with little, hungry African children now come's word she demanded that the first class toilet be cleaned to her liking, on her flight to Africa. Yup, prison sure changed her, you'd think after sleeping in a cell with the shitter right next to her practically she'd learn to make do and not put up a stink (heh,heh, pun). I guess Paris' poop doesn't emit any noxious odors like the rest of us poor peasants. I hope the seat was wet and freezing.
Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/

Gotta go, my chimp Antonio just swallowed some Viagra. It's going to be a long night.

Peace, Doc. B.