Madonna Downs Crack Baby: The Forecast for Jamie Lynn Spears; dark clouds ahead.

Heidi Ho folks, Doc B here.

I want to apologize for my erratic last blog post. Feeling much better now. Here’s the news.


But first.

‘I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure”
Groucho Marx



Madonna Downs Crack Baby

Want to know what you missed at Madonna's party for her 50th birthday.? Well let me fill you in. The crowd was treated to one after another of the Material girl's past hits (oh joy.), "Crack Baby" shots (served by real live crack whores!), and card tricks by David Blaine (they weren't really tricks, but Blaine acted like they were. You stare at cards long enough, they look like they're moving!?). Then the guests were treated to a half-hour speech from Madonna while her daughter Lourdes sang happy birthday while playing the piano.
I was invited, and I could've went, but I had a lot a laundry to do. Besides,. I'm politically opposed to the name "Crack Baby" as the name of a liquor shot. It's demeaning and insensitive. Do the right thing people and drink "Aborted Fetuses" shots instead. Source Here




Sunglasses at night

They grow up so fast don't they. Why it seems like it was just yesterday that Jamie Lynn Spears was a bright, young, rising star starring in her own TV show. (Sigh). Then of course, a little accident occurred (whoops!). Better put that show on hold there kid, I don't think this is a story line the producers want to explore. It's baby mama time so you better put your life on hold too. Of course everybody tried to put the best and most positive spin on the whole affair, but come on we are talking about teenage kids here, so there was bound to be some hiccups in the relationship along the way. And be honest folks we all knew this was doomed to begin with, they were saying all the right things while looking through the lenses of their rose colored glasses. However the weather forecast for their relationship calls for a breezy temperature, overcast, but a chance of a 98.7% chance of thunderstorms. So you won't need those rose-colored glasses anymore kids. It's time to see the world through the bleary, red rimmed eyes of a survivor of a bad and ultimately pointless relationship.
So was it any surprise when the rumors started flying about her fiancé Casey two-timing her? I doubt it. Unfortunately they bettor tried holding their breath, or drinking water while standing on their head, because this hiccup doesn't appear to be going away anytime soon. At least, not according to their so called friends and associates. One anonymous source revealed this interesting bit of nuanced opinion on the relationship. If you read between the lines I think you'll get the gist of it despite its coy vagueness around the truth. “Where there’s smoke, there is fire,” says one source who knows the Spears family well. “Although it’s not something Jamie Lynn is discussing, we all have our doubts that their relationship is solid. Definitely if not for (two-month-old daughter) Maddie, Jamie Lynn would have had enough of the stress of this relationship by now.”
See what I mean, this source is trying to beat around the bush, and sugarcoat things, but if you read between the lines I think there are some dark skies ahead in Britney's little sister's happy little fairy tale lie . However I must admit I am sometimes a little cynical.... no, it's true. Really. Perhaps hope still exists after all, at least according to one source who says,
“This family has been through so much,” says the Spears source. “We all really do hope this (relationship) can turn out well, that it can be the fairy tale Jamie Lynn wants. We’ll have to see.”
Yes we will won't we. It could be that I have become just a little jaded folks, maybe I should put some glasses on...... nah. Maybe I'll just buy a rain coat instead. Looks like stormy weather. Source Here




Headlines That Scream Hilarity.

• "Check out over 100 returning shows:" Too late, 99 of them are canceled already, and the remaining one is on the CW so you know it sucks.

• "Meet ‘The Amazing Race 13’ teams": What for? Correct me if Im wrong-- You got an old couple, an estranged couple, a gay couple, yada, yada, yada...

• "Darth Vader — Sith lord, dirty old man?": So thats whos been doing the heavy breathing on the other end of the phone. The long black cape should have been my first clue.

"OMG! It’s The Cheetah Girls’ ‘World’: OMG where did I put my glock?

"Fonz statue gets two thumbs up in Milwaukee": Sadly, the same can’t be said of the Drew Carey monument in Cleveland. You can bid on it on EBay, if you can spare a $1.49.

• "France bans broadcast of TV shows for babies": Apparently they were teaching them bad ideas, like good manners, bathing, etc..etc. Plus, there was no Jerry Lewis content.( Which is mandatory.)

• "Forget swimming ... badminton, anyone?" : Are you kidding? The last time I forgot I nearly drowned! I’m not going anywhere near a shuttlecock.

• "How about Michael Phelps as ‘The Bachelor’?" : Good idea, he needs the exposure .

“Catfight on 'Gossip Girl'!’: Talk about redundant.
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That’s all folks, I gotta go. I want to apologize for my erratic last blog post. Feeling much better now………..better. It’s a relative term,..better. I am better…than yesterday. Feeling much better. The voice in my head says I'm better, so it must be true.........Yes better.

Doc B. Gone baby gone.