How not to find Mr Right by Britney Spears

Top of the morn to ye, Happy St-Patrick’s day to all my patients.

Good day everyone, today’s lesson MARRY WELL
Heed this warning that follows.

Marry well part 1

I was reading an article on Britney Spears today that made me stop and think “my god, this girl is getting dumped on and screwed by everyone.” The article in question (by the Associated Press) said that Britney had to pay K-Fed “375 000$ US” to cover his attorney fee’s in the child-custody dispute. I mean come on! This guy owes his fame to her, because he was married to her. I said to myself, “that’s just not fair”, why should Britney pay this deadbeat doofus’s legal bills. What was the court commissioner thinking, when he made this ruling. What an ass, what a complete and utter ass. Then, dear readers I read more of the article, which follows. Federline’s lawyer argued “that Spear’s actions led to a great majority of the litigation and delays in the case.”……then it hit me, that I had forgotten one verry important thing. Shes a crazzzy bitch. I can’t believe I forgot for one brief second, the haircut, going pantiless, the breakdown, and lock down. The erratic behaviour, and playing the victim, all while seeking publicity and attention. I can’t believe I forgot all that. Hmmm… I must be getting old

Recess

I found a list of weird deaths by rock and roll stars at the Mirror.co.uk I had heard most before, but I did like these three.

# 1 French pop star Claude François- who penned My Way – was accidentally electrocuted when he tried to fix a broken light bulb while standing in a filled bathtub.

# 4 Blues and R&B legend Johnny Ace went out in spectacular style playing Russian Roulette back stage at a concert in Houston, Texas on Christmas Day, 1954.

# 5 Taking a lead from Ace, Terry Kath, the original guitarist of jazz pop act Chicago accidentally killed himself while jokingly playing the same game in 1978. His last words were, “Don’t worry, it’s not loaded”.

I think number 5 is the best one, better punch line. Man, did I just write that? Let’s move on.

Marry well Part 2

I can’t believe this. Now the mirror.co.uk is reporting that K-Fed and Britney’s dad Jamie are thinking of opening a restaurant together. If this girl didn’t have bad luck, she’d have no luck at all. Why don’t K-Fed and her father just rip her hair out, strip her naked, and toss her in front of a moving bus if they wanted to humiliate her. This must be what Chinese water torture feels like. This ongoing shame and embarrassment this poor girl must feel. Oh! Yeah, forgot. She’s a crazzzy bitch. My bad.

Too much Britney makes my head feel light.

Here end’th the lesson

Gotta go now

God be with you Britney
Doc B. Out.