My Toe’s + Richie Samboras Doppelganger

Heidi-Ho Folks, Doc B here

I must confess I didn’t see much I liked, but I took off my socks and removed the lint between my toes, and produced the dust particles that follow, enjoy (P.S. wear gloves)

You booked us where!

Fall Out Boy set to play in Antarctica (Please insert your penis/popsicle Joke here)
NZherald.co.nz

Wanted dead or alive

An Adelaide man, who took the name of a rock star to steal millions of dollars from finance companies, has been jailed for 16 years. Romeo Pacifico, who changed his name to Richie Sambora, the same as the Bon Jovi guitarist, managed to obtain cash loans totalling $25 million US. NZherald.co.nz
Hmmm…I wonder if this guy got to sleep with Heather Locklear too! I never thought I’d say this but, I guess it really does pay to be Richie Sambora.


Here’s some useless trivia

The cost of the original Barbie doll in 1959 was 3.00$. Barbie has a long list of jobs on her employment history sheet.

Fashion Model (of Course)
Ballerina
Stewardess (sorry flight attendant or technician whatever)
Teacher
Olympic Athlete (Not the Tanya Harding doll is it?)
Rock singer
Perfume Designer
Animal Rights Volunteer (No Shit)
Enlistee in all 3 US Branches of the Military

Barbie has upset peace-niks when she wore the fatigues. Angered loggers for being an activist. Yet many women’s groups believe Barbie to be a harmful role model. Hmmph… go figure.

Question: What was Barbie’s first car?

Fact: Barbie was named after the daughter of Ruth Handler, co-founder of Mattel. Her son Ken, would get his own doll soon after.

Answer: Barbie’s first car was a 1962 pink Austin-Healy

Source: The Whole Pop Catalog, The berkely pop culture Project. Avon Books


T.V. Quotes

You know the really great thing about television? If something important happens, anywhere in the world, night or day… you can always change the channel
“Reverend Jim Ignatowski, Taxi”

Why, you’re one of the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen, and that’s not saying much for you.
“Groucho Marx to Margaret Dumont”

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn’t want to own one.
“W.C. Fields”

Source: The Whole Pop Catalog, The berkely pop culture Project. Avon Books


Jack Whites Black… I mean back.

I see Jack white is releasing another disc with the Raconteurs, it’s not as good as The White Stripes material, but any Jack White material is better than none at all. And Meg hasn’t done any more sex tapes lately so this will have to do.


Amanda Overmyer we hardly knew you

America got it wrong folks, they sent home Amanda Overmyer (our rocker nurse). For the last 2 weeks she’s butchered Lennon and McCartney songs. Yet she remains.


Voted off the Island

Survivor got it right at least, Tracy voted off the island. Is it just me, or does it look like Amanda is gonna sneak into the top 3 again.


Hmmm… feel like I’m coming down with something. Better wash my feet, and then go see my exorcist so I’m in shape for the weekend.

Gotta go, the power of Christ compels me.

Doc. B.