Halle’s Blue Berry and Snoop Dogg’s Clay Aiken putdown.

Hi folks, Doc B. here,

As I type this I am wearing the darkest sunglasses I could find in the house, I must confess I had too much green beer yesterday. I woke up in someone else’s pants. So bear with me I’m clunky today. And the crotch rides up too high on these pants. Very disconcerting. Lets move on.


Big girls are beautiful

Snoop Dogg says only good looking women are selling records. He also said quite charmingly “The ugly ones just be singing their little hearts out but don’t get no sales.” Somewhere in a dark quiet room. Clay Aiken weeps. He just hates it when people point out how badly his second album sold. And when people call him ugly. Cheer up Clay, Snoop Dogg did add this “you beautiful on the inside, baby.” Your humble Doctor Bubbahump couldn’t agree more.
Mirror.co.uk


I am what I am

After being sentenced to 3 years probation Busta Rhymes says “I have no trouble being a good dude because that’s what I am.” That’s right folks, and you can believe him because all good dudes beat up their drivers and punch out their fans.
Source: AP. Samuel Maull.


Calling Riggs and Murtaugh

“Gary Busey apologizes for embracing Jennifer Garner on the Oscar red carpert. Alas, still no apology forthcoming about his hair.
Source: AP.


Halle Berry drops the ball

ETonline has confirmed that Halle Berry has named her baby girl Nahla Ariela Aubry. Aubrey is the name of her boyfriend Gabriel Aubry. Hmph…, I’m really disappointed we got Apple from Gwyn, Lourdes from Madonna… but this,… this is just boring. Why couldn’t she name her baby Raz, or Huckle or Straw, you know. Blue! Blue Berry that's it! That's perfect, I’m gonna call her, she can still change her mind. You can’t let a kid grow up with a name like Nahla, she’s going to get picked on, honestly some people hmmph.


The big one

Kirstie Alley has signed a TV deal with Oprah’s company Harpo. It will be good for Kirstie to leave behind that loud, fat, unpredictable persona she’s become, and revert back to her old ways which was loud, crude and unpredictable (Remember when she said her husband had the BIG ONE). Hmmm…. I wonder who she’s dating now, and I hope he feels adequate enough in that department the next time Kirstie shoots her mouth off. Should make for good TV., yes
Source: ETonline


Janes Addiction

I noticed Thomas Jane got arrested the other day for D.U.I.. What’s that… Thomas who you say. C’mon you know him, remember “Deep Blue Sea”. No? How bout “61*”, you gotta remember that one right. (pause) “The Punisher”. Still don’t remember him. Forget I mentioned it then.


Gotta go, the dog's making a funny noise.

Hasta La Vista,

Doc. B.