Hurricane Heather Mills blows Miss U.S.A. + No smokes for “U”.

Hello Folks Doc. B. here.

Slow day for stories, no births, no new breakups. However I do have confession to make, a little secret I’ve been hiding that I feel if you, the reader are going to trust me, I must reveal it. So here goes, and please don’t judge. I’ve, or I should say, I’m f***ing Ben Affleck. There, I told you, now a huge weight has been lifted off me. Felt like I was pinned under Rosie O’Donnel. Hey, I said don’t judge. OMG. Let he who hath no sin cast the first stone alright. Geez, I never should have told you. Let’s move on.


View this, Barbara.

Anderson Cooper says he didn’t get in fight with Charlie Rose. However he has yet to deny that he wiped the floor with Barbara Walters (she has a wicked temper but fights out of her weight class)


Paris in the U.K.

The Mirror reports that when Bon Jovi tours in the U.K., they encouraged people to send in home movies. The band was apparently taken aback by some of the videos they received, full of sex and nudity. Boy, that Paris Hilton really gets around huh.


Austin Power: You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater. Heh, heh, you said masturbate, heh, heh.


Smoke and mirrors

“Shia Labeouf has pleaded not guilty to an unlawful smoking charge” I have not been able to confirm, as of yet, that his defense will be that he is a actor, and that he was not smoking, but merely creating the façade, or illusion if you will of a hardened smoker. This is ridiculous. He was in “Disturbia” for gods sake, it’s all done with mirrors, it’s not real. Why hasn’t this case been dismissed yet, this is an outrage these people are above these petty little laws. Let them create dammit, stop the persecution. They’re special.
Source: Associated Press


Groucho Marx: Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.


Slamming them back with Heather Mills

The Miss U.S.A. pageant continues to plumb to new depths, Word comes now that Donald Trump has brought Heather Mills, the ever pleasant and cheerful and beloved ex-wife of Sir. Paul to judge. (What Omarosa was busy), Oh, she’ll judge alright, judge how much your worth, whether your worth the effort, and time. Too bad Ellis Island is no longer an option. Maybe we’ll get lucky and she’ll be photographed drinking shots out of the navel of the winner. Yes, a man can dream.
Sources: FoxNews.com


Ed Norton: “Down in the sewer, we got a slogan, keep your mouth shut.”


Been a long day, need a rest, doctor’s orders. Nighty-nite, don’t let the bedbugs bite, seriously, the little buggers really hurt. You can never get rid of those little microscopic bastards, I tried setting them on fire once, but then I had no where to sleep. (Thank god for Ben) Anyways.

Gotta go do the funky chicken.

Ta-Ta

Doc. B.