Burritos with Onions, hot rods of the gods

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Hollywood’s new weight loss plan

Apparently both Christina Aguilera and Naomi Watts have claimed that breast-feeding helps them lose weight. Hmm, I smell a new diet craze here, and hopefully a new career opportunity for myself. Just need to shave my head, practice my crying and relax my bladder. This could be gold, gold I tell ya.
Source: TheWest.com.au.

Simon say’s peek-a-boo

It seems Simon Cowell has bought himself a telescope, and he likes to check out his neighbors. Simon says “It isn’t powerful enough to see into their home – so you can’t see them in the shower – but you can see their gardens.” His neighbors include Leo Dicaprio, John Travolta, and Christina Aguilera. I bet Simon peers into his telescope, critiquing their yards. The fact is these gardens are a mess he would hiss. The grass needs water and a good trim, the roses look a bit drab, the hedges need a manicure, and the tulips look thirsty and tired! And please, get rid of the gnomes, they’re hideous! Look, if I’m being honest, the whole yard looks dreadful, very cabaret, sorry. I’m sure that’s what he tells them eh.
Source: Daily Mirror

What’s in my bun?

Lindsay Lohan flipped her lid when she discovered onions in her burrito. “I didn’t f…ing order this!”, she screamed at some poor bastard just doing his job. No doubt it was purely accidental that onions ended up in her burrito. With behavior like that, Lilo’s bound to find something worse than onions the next time (like the secret sauce Anthony Anderson's pushing in Harold and Kumar).
Source: Daily Mirror

Everything’s coming up lesbians

Staying with Lindsay Lohan, it seems Lilo’s become very chummy with a D.J. named Samantha Ronson. They’re over in Japan, and there’s been much speculation about all this. This Ronson girl look’s pretty scraggly and dresses like a reject from a John Hughes movie. I’m sure this is just a passing fad, like Sanjaya, or Kabala.
Source: Ninjadude.com

Spooky Williams say’s the truth is out there.

Robbie Williams is now said to be considering buying an observation site in the U.S. desert, said to cost millions, to watch for little green men, hot rods of the gods. Boy, he really seem’s serious about this. Well it’s an honorable profession, he deserves kudo’s for his honesty and passion. Hey, maybe he’ll discover life beyond the stars and win the nobel prize, It could happen (Of course, he might be a bit cuckoo)
Source: yahoo

Time to drain the snake.

Moce

Doc B.