Bobby Was Whitney’s Bitch, Naomi Arrested, Again

Selamat petang Folk’s

Good news, Antonio has set a date for the trial. It will start on April 10 (Talk about a speedy trial date) Luis still plans to defend himself, even though I told him his eyes would distract the jury. (One eye looks straight forward, but the other eye rotates continuously from left to right.) He’s stubborn though, he once refused to eat until I switched to Geiko.
My Dog Bruce is in the doghouse (literally) I caught up to him cavorting with two bitches, trying to talk down some guy on the price of some “Shady” jeans. (he’s a follower, not a leader) There he can stay until the trial, he doesn’t need to worry about Luis. Right now Luis is too busy trying to line up expert witnesses to testify at the trial (I had to tell him Gus Grissom was a fictional character (he looked like someone whose cat toy got run over) so, as you can see, it’s a real zoo around here. Anyhow, here’s the news.

But first…

“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
“Hunter S. Thompson”


Bobby Brown: Bananas?

Boy, what a classy guy Bobby Brown is. Real salt of the earth. Look what he says here

"I never used cocaine until after I met Whitney. Before then, I had experimented with other drugs, but marijuana was my drug of choice,"

“I was using everything I could get my hands on, from cocaine to heroin, weed and cooked cocaine." Source Here

Yeah, boo hoo. She pinned me down, and she shoved coke upside my nose. Den, she tied me up when I was napping after smoking my big-ass joint’s. That bitch is cold blooded. She shot me up with heroin and I couldn’t stop her. Bitch then force fed me some crack cocaine while I was taking a dump, I had nowhere to go and we were out of toilet paper. Den she told me, Bobby take this here ecstacy, and I did, it was like I was possessed, I couldn’t stop myself. Like I was brainwashed or something, den I smoked some more weed and forgot all about it.

Whata a frigging jerk. If you think like I do, then you think this guy just hate’s women right. Check this out.

One of his most public indiscretions was an affair with former exotic dancer Karrine "Superhead" Steffans. "Yes, I've slept with her," he confesses.
"Yes, I've spent several nights at her house. But she was only good for what her nickname stood for." Source Here

Like I said, a real classy guy.


You Know what’s Funny. Brakes.

Jerry Seinfeld was in a harrowing rollover wreck but was unhurt after the brakes on one of his vintage cars failed.

I dunno about you, but I’d start looking into where Jason Alexander was, I mean c’mon, he’s got motive. He’s been keeping a real low profile. I’m just saying I’d check it out.
I wonder if any so called “architect’s been to Jerry’s house. Maybe a certain Mr. Vandelay… hmmm. Source Here


No Way

Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been arrested at Heathrow Airport's Terminal 5 for allegedly spitting at a police officer, Sky News television reported Thursday.
A London Metropolitan Police spokesman said a woman was arrested at the terminal for an assault on police, but refused to disclose her identity or give her age.

What no way. She such a nice girl, this must be some kind of misunderstanding. And honestly it’s a no, no to ask a woman her age. Airport security, hmmph. Source Here


The Donald Gets No Love

DAVID Beckham is the man most porn stars would want in bed.

Donald trump finished at the bottom of the poll. Go figure. The guy’s worth millions, jeez, where’s the love for a powerful tycoon? You think it’s the hair. Yeah it’s the hair right!
Source Here


Another Idol Loser

Another girl kicked off Idol last night *Yawn* Wake me when they get to the final four (David C. David A. Carly, and Michael).


Who’s Timbaland. I’m Lilo, Now Get Me A Drink.

Lilo’s been skipping meeting’s with super producer Timbaland, to work on her album due this year. Is she smoking weed with Bobby Brown, this guy’s a hit-machine (And Lindsay could use a hit right now) If she keep’s blowing off talent like this, she’ll be lucky to get booked to sing on Rosie’s cruise ships.
Source: (CJAD 800 AM)


Well that’s all I got, sorry. I gotta get some sleep. I want to be out of here early tomorrow, before the potential juror’s arrive.

See ya later.

Doc. B. Gone, baby gone.