John Cusack Stalked, Bjork’s, Bjack,and the Fish is Gone

Annyong ha shimnikka, Doc. B. here,

I’ve looked everywhere, but I can’t find my fish. He’s nowhere to be found. The cat won’t look at me, my chimp got into the wine and passed out, and the dog’s just not talking, for a change. Anyhoo, not many big stories, but you’se gets what you pay for, I guess. Let’s move on.

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"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
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No More Happy Feet

So it seems “Fall Out Boy” will not perform in Antarctica after all. The band had intended to lay claim to having played all the 5 continents. Some bad weather caused the cancellation. Yeah right, bad weather, bunch of wimps. The band is leaving legions of penguins extremely disappointed. Cheer up little guys, maybe the Artic Monkeys will drop by. Hey maybe I should call my friend Bjork? I’ll see what I can do.
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BJork’s, Bjack

Speaking of my friend Bjork, the ever daring singer has a new video online today. “Wanderlust” The video can be viewed at yahoo video. Caution: if you smoke weed before watching this video, you’ll soon have the urge to watch “Dances With Wolves” quickly followed by the urge to eat everything salty in your cupboard.
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In Hollywood It’s OK To Sleep With Your Secretary

Fred Thompson couldn’t cut it as a real politician, losing to John McCain. Now it would appear he’s headed back into acting. Yeah, that’s a good idea, because Fred acts better than he stumps. As politicians go, Fred is the acting equivalent of say, …. Lorenzo Lamas. Anyway, there’s a lot better parts in Hollywood, than there are in Washington.
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Kickboxing Is The Future

A woman who has been stalking actor John Cusack, has been arrested by police. I guess the police caught her standing on the roof of her Pontiac, holding a rather large CD player blaring Peter Gabriels “In Your Eyes” over head. Wearing a T-shirt that read “I love Lyodd Dobler” Cusack could almost be heard whispering “I hate that F@#king movie, the damm thing’s 20 yrs old. If they’re such big fans why didn’t they buy thickets to Martian child”
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Like Hollywood Changes Underware

Now there’s rumours that one of the big TV Networks is considering developing a show starring Britney Spears. I guess the Network bigwigs are as schizophrenic as she is. In Hollywood ,you’re only one disaster away from a stunning comeback.If that makes any sense.
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Gotta go dust for paw prints on the aquarium, I think a crime has taken place here.

Doc. B. is on the case. Don’t leave town.