ZEPPELIN SAYS SCREW YOU, MOUSETRAP CATCHES DICK

Heidi-Ho folk's,

Doc. B. here I hope everyone is well today. Today I noticed a story about one, incredibly stupid, complete and utter moron, of a man. Just how far would an actor go to shill for a movie. To find out, just continue reading below.


But first...


"Smelling isn't everything" said the Elephant. "Why," said the Bulldog, "if a fellow can't trust his nose, what is he to trust?" "Well, his brains perhaps," she replied mildly.”
C.S. Lewis quotes


Stupid Is As Stupid Does

I think I've found my candidate for Moron of the Year. Check it out.

On September 27, 2006 Caravello appeared on a radio show to promote DVD sales for the 2003 television movie, “Windy City Heat.” In his suit, Caravello asserts he was tricked into putting his penis on a mousetrap, which then unexpectedly closed, causing severe injuries to Caravello.
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How do you trick someone into this? Did they hide it up Pam Anderson's Px#@y? Not occording to this story. This took place on Adam Carolla's radio show. Also named in the lawsuit were Jimmy Kimmel, Don Barris and Jonny Knoxville of "Jackass" fame. On Carolla's show, Jonny Knoxville offered 10 million if Caravello would put his dick in the trap.
First things first, it's radio so why didn't he just fake it, 2nd thing, why are you whipping out your dick in a room with Knoxville and Carolla, are you just trying to be friendly? 3rd, Jonny Knoxville doesn't have 10 million. And finally 4th, there's never a reason to put your dick in a mousetrap, Never, Ever. I hope the judge throws this lawsuit out of court, then, throws this guy into the mental ward. There, they can do a lobotomy, and if we're fortunate, we can only hope the mousetrap caused just enough damage that this moron can't procreate. God knows there's already too many pinheads on this planet, sheez (Hmm… think I need to switch to de-caf).


This Just In: Jack Klugman's Still Alive

Former "Quincy, Me" star Jack Klugman is suing NBC, claiming they owe him money. He say's " I recently heard that they made $250 million and it's still on TV in Germany" Hmmm…. These Geman's are weird, you can never tell what they'll like. "Quincy Me" was a decent show (and a precursor to show's like "house" and even "CSI".) but can anyone explain David Hasselhoffs musical success in the land of the Wiener Schnitzel. Klugman goes on to say " I don't want their money. I want my money". Hey Jack I can relate, I'm thinking of suing NBC as well, all those hours watching "Suddenly Susan" is precious minutes of my life I'll never get back. Damm those must see TV Thursday's ! Damm them to hell!
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DAZED AND DISAPOINTED

"Led Zeppelin won't release a comeback concert DVD". Say what, damm, … I had my tie-dye ready, I had my joi… stuff already prepared, I upgraded my sound system and now Jimmy Page say's "It was recorded but we didn't go in with the express purpose of making a DVD to come out at Christmas, or whatever." Bastard, how could he do this. This guy must really kneel at the altar of Satan like the rumours say. They could make a fortune with this concert tape. If they're not Devil Worshippers, they are clearly something else if they don't want to rake in millions of dollars. Cleary, they must be communists.
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Well I gotta to find my cat, cause the fish is not is his tank…

Doc. B. gone