It's Emphysema For Amy Whitehouse-- Congratulations Kid!

Heidi Ho folks Doc B. here.

Upon orders of my captors I am only to talk about the stories that I post and nothing of my personal life. This way I can not give out clues to my whereabouts. Here's the news.

But first...

“It's a shame to call somebody a 'diva' simply because they work harder than everybody else.”
“Jennifer Lopez”


Mea Culpa

Never let it be said that I, Doctor BubbaHump, is not a big enough man to admit when he has been wrong. Yes faithful readers, even I sometimes err in my judgment. Case in point; in this very blog I have defended Naomi Campbell on numerous occasions, convinced, I was, that she was being railroaded by the big nasty airline company British Airways. However, in light of a transcript of her rant being revealed in court yesterday, it would appear she overreacted a tad. After being told by the plane's captain that her bag had been lost , Naomi forgot to use her "inside" voice and told the captain "I can't believe you have lost my f****** bag. Bring me my f****** bags now.
"We are not leaving until you find my f****** bag. F*** you, f*** you, captain. You are a racist. You wouldn't be doing this if I was white." (hoo-boy). Crew members tried to get her to calm down, but to no avail. Naomi continued her screaming, believe in the old adage, that the customer is always right. "You can't f****** touch me. F*** off, I have paid £5,000 for this. I have a right to be on this plane." When that didn't seem to work, she went to the litigious route, and threatening to mouth off to the press. She screamed into her cell phone "They have lost my f****** bags, get me another flight, get the press, get me my lawyer." Hmmm… I don't think the reporters are going to bite on this story? What would that headline be? Airline Loses Luggage. Somehow I don't think that qualifies as news anymore. Anyhow, the crew didn't have any luck getting her off the plane so the police were called in. Everything then got smoothed out, sort of, "the 38-year-old went even more berserk, kicking, spitting and lashing out at two officers before being dragged from the aircraft at Heathrow." Yikes... at least calm was restored, sort of, backspace."Jabbing her fingers at the officers, she yelled: "It is because I am a black woman, you are all racists. I am going to sue you. I am going to f*** you up. I'm going to sue your f****** a**e". Well at least they got her off the plane, and she'd calm down enough to be led back inside the terminal. At this point though, you'd think the airline would have been happy that she was off the plane. But nooo... they decided that a cursory search was necessary. Naomi then politely told the airport officer that was to perform the search "You blonde bitch.""c***". That does seem a little personal, doesn't it? Naomi then decided to elaborate to the officers exactly what she was going to do--"I'm going to screw you like a motherf*****." Oh my, that doesn't sound very pleasant. Anyhow, that about sums it up, I'm a little bit embarrassed to think that I defended her so strongly on this. But honestly, I never saw it coming. She always seemed like such a levelheaded, kind soul. I mean, this comes right out of left field doesn't it? Who knew she had such a strong temper? I certainly didn't. Source Here

Greedy Timberlake

According to a story from the west.com, Justin Timberlake is struggling to adjust since his girlfriend, Jessica Biel moved in.
A source said: “Justin has been a bachelor for a long time. They are both used to doing things their way and having specific things in the fridge." Humph... yeah they must be really bought are some that have someone that looks like Jessica Biel hogging up a bit of fridge space. Isn't this freaking doofus rich enough to buy enough fridges to put in every room in the house. Geez , what a freaking ordeal to share some of his space with a looker like Jessica. Something tells me he has less of a struggle sharing the space of his bed with Jessica. What do you think? Source Here


The British Have Scruples?

I also noticed this little headline at the West.com, " British authorities have refused to grant American lifestyle guru Martha Stewart a visa because of her criminal convictions." Hmmm... my opinion of the British continues to develop and change, first they deny Snoop Dogg, and now Martha. You know what folks? They might be onto something here. Source Here


No Firearms For Fiddy

This story about 50 Cent and his ex girlfriend, with whom he has a child, is bound to get out of control soon. Fiddy has filed a suit against their for defamation of character after she accused him of set in her house on fire (well technically his house) . Now a judge has ordered Fiddy to give up all his guns. Here's what Fiddy's lawyer said, and folks trying to picture him saying this with a straight face (bet you can't). Said lawyer Brett Kimmel, he would contest the order and that 50 Cent did not have guns or access to guns. “To my knowledge, he has no guns,” said lawyer Brett Kimmel. I see you rolling your eyes... I had the same reaction too. I'm surprised his lawyer didn't claim that Fiddy didn't even know what a gun looks like. Talk about laying it on thick. Of course I'm sure Fiddy will do everything he can to abide by the judges ruling. It's not like there is anybody out to get him or anything. All that stuff about rappers and gun violence is nothing but the stuff of urban legends. Tupac's not dead you know. He's on an island in Fiji somewhere with Elvis . Working on a new single to be discovered in a vault somewhere, no doubt.
Source Here


Amy Has Emphysema... Congratulations Kid You're Halfway There.

And finally, Amy Winehouse lives yet still. For the moment. However, it does seem like she might have taken one step closer to the grave. Reports are swirling that the singer has emphysema.... her father has revealed that the singer has contracted emphysema and could be confined to a wheelchair within a month if she doesn’t quit drugs. In an emotional interview the cab driver told how doctors have warned his daughter – who was rushed to hospital last week – that she may be forced to wear a permanent oxygen mask to survive if she doesn’t follow medical advice. Hmmm, color me impressed. Contracting emphysema at such a young age is impressive, at the least she can't be accused of not giving it her all. And by her all, I mean trying really hard to die. Because in my opinion, that's what she seems dead set in her ways to do. Isn't it usually people in their 80s that end up with emphysema. Hmmm... I hope I'm wrong folks, but I have a bad feeling that this story will not have a happy ending. It appears that Amy refuses to let that chapter be written. It seems like she won't be happy until she's in the obituaries. Source Here


That's it that's all folks, I gotta go get blindfolded, were moving to a new location.

Doc B. Gone baby gone.