Jamie Lynn Names Baby-- Sponge Bob?!/ Winehouse Is Not Dead Yet.

Heidi Ho folks, Doc B. here

The song remains the same folks. Antonio still has Bubbles, and they still got me. They've only given me a half an hour to post, so I was a little bit rushed today. Here's the news.

But first…

“Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me.”
“Bette Davis”


A Salmon Colored Shirt With Lavender Bermuda’s

I'm sure you've heard by now that Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson have gotten back together, and now some strange comments by her mom are making the rounds too. The actress - who has been married to Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Rick Salomon - revealed that her mom Carol thinks her love life is so troubled she should turn gay. Hmmm... the thought of an extra woman in his bed shouldn't put Tommy off the idea, but still it seems an odd thing to say.
I Don't know about you but Pamela Anderson's mother seems like a strange old bird to me. Pam says" Lately my mother has said, 'I wish you were gay, considering your choice of men!' Ahhh yes... just what every child wants to hear. I remember when my mother said the same thing to me. I haven't worn lavender and salmon colored fabrics since. (Although I kept my Streisand records). Still the remarks left me a little... confused. Thanks mom. However, Pam is still balancing other plates in the air. Such as Tommy. She added to Radar magazine: "I can't get rid of him. For some reason, Tommy has me Google Alerted. He'll always be like, 'What's this?' 'What's this?' He gets every single thing. And I'm like, 'Honey! Stop Google Alerting me!' He loves me. I love him. But I don't Google Alert him!"
Pam dear, he Google alerts because he cares. Source Here


Jamie Lynn Spears Names Her Baby Sponge Bob (I Wish!)

Jamie Lynn Spears big day has finally arrived. No not her prom. She isn't going off to college. And no, she hasn't reached the legal voting age. But she has given birth to a brand spanking new baby girl, who has been named Maddie Briann. Humph... nothing special about that. They couldn't come up with something better, something a little jazzier, with a little bit more edge to it? Or something ironic. Or better still whimsical! The world's a better place with a little whimsy in it, don't you think. Oh well, maybe next time. Everybody is doing well, by the way. Source Here


Keith Richards Shocked About Amy's Behavior

Four days have passed and Amy Winehouse is still in the hospital. Noooo... she's not in a morgue, silly.
The doctors are performing more tests on her. " The doctors are still unsure what happened and tests were inconclusive.". Hmmm... you don't think abusing drugs in such a way that even Keith Richards is taken aback, or drinking more than frat boys on spring break in Fort Lauderdale could have something to do with it? Do you? Without being able to examine the patient, you could call my opinion an educated hunch. Despite evidence to the contrary, her dad Mitch remains un-fazed, saying, "Amy is doing fine, she's staying in as long as possible."
But hopefully not too long, or else she will be in the morgue. This guy is either blind to the facts, or he just simply doesn't care. My money's on simply not caring. Source Here


OK Then

I think Keira Knightley is a bit too eager to please. She said: "I always bare my breasts in sex scenes. So when the director said take the bra off, I said 'OK then'."
The rest of the people in the elevator were a little bit stunned however. Source Here


That's it that's all folks I gotta go, my captors are bored, and now they want me to sing show tunes for them. Who do you think I am? David Hasselhoff?

Doc B. Gone baby gone