Is Denise Richards the antichrist? /Is Paris Hilton flawed?

Heidi Ho folks thought B. here,

Well I still got all my toes folks. Antonio has come through for me big time. The reason my captors haven't heard from Bubbles is because Antonio has captured her. Things seem to be at an impasse for the moment, and my captors are in the other room contemplating their options and getting drunk. Solar let me blog today as they try and figure out what they're going to do with me. And without further ado, here’s the news.


But First…

“Sometimes you've got to let everything go - purge yourself. If you are unhappy with anything . . . whatever is bringing you down, get rid of it. Because you'll find that when you're free, your true creativity, your true self comes out.”
“Tina Turner”


The Muse

Singer George Michael says that he's so content and happy in his personal life, he has to rely on the misery of other people when writing songs.
Well, isn't that special? Of course a blissful existence comes with a price... George Michael - who has been dating Kenny Goss since 1996 admits his happy personal life has stifled his creativity and cost him chart success.
I was most successful when I was the loneliest," the musician told the Los Angeles Times newspaper." Yeah right, talk about using his boyfriend as a crutch. Wonder how long the relationship will stay joyful when Kenny finds out that George blames him for his personal and musical failures. That ought to be a lovely conversation, huh. I really love you Kenny, I do. But you just don't inspire me. At least not like chance encounters with strange men in public washrooms. That really gets my juices flowing, my creative juices that is. I hope you understand Kenny... please stop crying .
I jest, of course. Gay relationships are the same as your moms and dads. George elaborates further "Gay relationships are a bit different. I'm sure we'll be allowed to roam if we want to. But we love each other dearly," Michael said. Hmmm... I stand corrected, "love each other dearly". Humph... that doesn't sound like mom and dad. He had me right up to "roam if we want to" then he lost me. Hmmm... must be a European thing. Source Here


Nice skirt Michael!

I think Michael Douglas needs to get back to work... and soon."Here's why ! His better half Catherine recounts an assignment her son received at school. The teacher said, ‘You have to go home and ask mom and dad what they do for occupations.’
“We were trying to explain to Dylan that we made movies and he went, ‘Hang on a minute! Mom makes movies, you make pancakes!’ (That's right kid your dad make pancakes. He's made pancakes with Sharon stone, Demi Moore, Glenn Close, Anne Archer, Jeanne Trippenhorn, the list is endless, the lucky bastard.) So my two-time Oscar-winning husband who has a career of 40 years looks at me and says, ‘Oh! It’s come to that!’ ”... That's right Mike, it's come to that. You are now officially wearing the skirt in the family. You're the homemaker now, not the bread maker. Why I bet you could tell me who's having whose baby, which character has amnesia, and who's sleeping with who on All My Children without hesitating. It's time to put down the apron Michael, put on some makeup, pick out something nice to wear and start making the rounds. But fast. Source Here


Is Paris Hilton's flawed?

You know until now, I never suspected that Paris Hilton had any flaws. However after reading an article in the New York Post, I've come to the conclusion that she might be just a tad bit spoiled. I don't know, you read and you decide. "Paris Hilton was on her way to a photo shoot and "wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter." Hilton waltzed in and tried to buy a Yorkie but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly "an impulse buy." Hilton, who has a menagerie of neglected animals, went "ballistic," we're told. "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'" She then stomped her feet and held her breath until she was blue in the face, but to no avail, she had to leave puppy-less. I got to tell you folks, I was shocked when I read this. She always seemed like she had it together, so down to earth, so caring and conscientious. No matter where she went she always took the time to let us know what the weather was like. And she was pretty lucky too because wherever she went it was "hot". This has totally changed my perception of her, now I'm not even sure if I want to watch that musical she made that my friend lent me. What the hell is the name of the title again.? I have it right here. Oh yeah, " One Night in Paris". Looks like it's shot in black-and-white, I guess they're kicking it old school. I guess I'll wait till mom visits, she loves musicals. I can't wait to prove her wrong about Paris, my mom is always putting her down, saying she's a no talent, white trash, rich bitch whore. Finally with this movie musical of Paris' I'll be able to prove my mom wrong and shove her words down her throat. Figuratively speaking, of course. Source Here


When the Spareribs Stick to the Wall

As if being trashed by her ex-husband Charlie Sheen wasn't enough for Denise Richards, some salvos are being lobbed her way from a close friend of Heather Locklear's, who claims, rather bluntly that Denise and her reality show "It's Complicated" is nothing but a crock of shit. According to the unnamed friend "For Denise to claim that not only did she not initiate contact with Richie but that she and Heather weren't friends for three months before she took up with him, well, that's just absurd and an outright lie.
"Denise also claims she's still friends with Richie - which is not true. He doesn't speak to her at all." That's right folks, technically they're just f**k buddies. Since neither of them respect themselves they certainly can't respect a friendship, so technically they're not friends. So Denise wasn't lying after all!! This is just some kind of smear campaign, they're simply throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks. And if you're a pasta lover such as I am, you know when you throw enough noodles at the wall it becomes sticky, so sticky anything will attach itself to it. Why I've managed to have a whole side of ribs stick to the wall for a full 20 seconds. But this... this made-up story by this anonymous friend of Heather needs to go back in the water because it ain't sticking to Denise. So you got anything else anonymous friend, huh.! On her show, Richards also says she has five dogs, four cats and three pigs. But an insider said, "Please - she has over 20 dogs, five cats, three pigs and several guinea pigs. Her place is like a zoo. She collects animals." Hmmm... three pigs and several guinea pigs... hmmm... very suspicious indeed, but it doesn't prove anything. Now if she had 10 dogs on the other hand, then that could mean something. Otherwise they're just trying to blow this all out of proportion, she's not the antichrist after all. Richards, via a rep, told us: "I will not respond to these tireless rumors. It's such old news. I will say I have 10 dogs. Is there a law against having a lot of animals? My family loves animals, I live on a ranch, and I provide a great environment for them, so I am not sure why there is so much drama about how many animals I have". Oh shit shift shit shit shit! The baby back ribs are sticking to the wall, it's official folks. She is the antichrist! That's the last sign, it's been foretold,... man I'm blown away, I mean come on, the antichrist is a total hottie! Well that's it then, the earth is doomed. I'll post to let you folks know when it's check out time. (Maybe if we all watched her show and it's a hit we could put off the whole end of the world as we know it thing?). Source Here


That's it that's all folks, I got a go get some sleep, keeping one eye open. One of my captors said I had a real Purdy mouth. I don't know what that means, but I know I don't like the sound of it.

Doc B. gone baby gone