Winehouse Lives… Still/ Fiddy’s a Hypocrite/I Still Got 10 Toes

Heidi Ho Folks Doc B. Here

After a couple of days spent blindfolded my captors have graciously let me surf today . Although I'm a little worried for my safety... I overheard one of them say "that smelly bitch hasn't paid up yet!" (Gulp) here's the news.

But first…

“If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
“George Burns”


A Imminent Danger... No Way!

In the "Holy shit they're still alive" department.; Amy Winehouse was taken to the hospital after fainting in her London pad. Amy's dad Mitch then took her to hospital as a "precaution".Doctors may keep the 24-year-old in hospital overnight for observation as they are unsure as to what caused her to faint. Hmmm... yeah that's a real head scratcher. Jesus H. Christ! You can't be frigging serious! What caused her to faint? We doctors, have such a strange sense of humor. At least she has her doting, caring father to exploi... protect her. Amy's dad Mitch spoke out about her drug use telling BBC Radio 5 Live that his daughter and her husband Blake Fielder-Civil had "serious problems" but said neither was in "imminent danger of death". Unless they have a drug overdose, then death may be a tad more imminent. But other than that, there is no imminent danger of death. And of course when he says imminent, he means of course right now, this second. Right now, oh you just missed it. Now! damn, you missed it again! Anyhow, you get the point. It would appear her father is either delusional, not interested, or unaware of the proper definition of imminent. I'm betting it's the latter. I guess he doesn't own a dictionary. Say... now you know what you can get him for his birthday. There . Problem solved. Wait... what were we talking about? Oh well it doesn't matter. Let's move on. Source Here


Respect the Man!

Richard Dreyfuss loves boobies. So says the New York Post , who report
The "Jaws" star spent several hours at Larry Flynt's Hustler Club in Hell's Kitchen the other night, happily ogling the bare-breasted talent. "He came in with a friend and was enjoying himself so much that when the friend left, he stayed on," . ... Hey, the man was Hooper in Jaws. If the man wants to stare at some big titties, I think he's earned it. Source Here


Hypocrite in Da House.

Chalk it up as another case of someone's head becoming so big as to not remember where they came from. Case in point; 50 CENT. He tells Vibe "I've been in hotel rooms, and girls were already there in the closet - naked," the rapper tells next month's Vibe, adding that he never partakes. "Hell, no! Are you kidding me? That's like Amsterdam. Amsterdam is fun for some people, but I don't want no [bleep] that costs $50. There's too many people that got $50!" Humph... sounds like Fiddy doesn't like sharing pussy with dull normals like us. Our sloppy seconds are too good for him now. Since he's had a sniff of the high life, he wants nothing but high class trim all the time. Geez what a hypocrite. I guess all those lyrics about ho's and bitches was all bullshit! Well, you can color me disappointed, and deceived and now, ultimately disinterested....
Yeah! As if! I never listened his crap anyways, but it just goes to show you what kind of bullshit artist, as opposed to a music artist, he is. Hey Fiddy, I got an idea. If you got so much money, why don't you pay child support to the mother of your son you deadbeat? Never mind, I know the answer anyways. You're just a lucky piece of shit that caught a break. You are so wrapped up in yourself, you couldn't give a damm about anybody else. Humph... what a classy guy. Source Here


Lethal Weapons

It seems porn star Savanna Samson caused quite a stir at the New York Sports Club on 2nd Ave. Savanna apparently thought going topless at the pool was accepted at the club, saying,"I thought women were allowed to be topless like men as long as they weren't being lewd,". Seems logical. An honest mistake. So I guess the ruckus was from all the men stampeding toward her right?...When told she was disturbing the women, Samson followed up, "What about the men?" Replied the manager, "Oh, the men. They don't seem to mind." Hmmm... in defense of the women, they were probably just taking precautions. Have you ever seen Savanna's nipples? You could lose an eye! Seriously folks, if you ever happen to be in bed with her, be sure to wear the proper eye protection. Nipple punctures of the cornea are the 69th most common cause of blindness. Remember folks, you only have two eyes. And besides, you'll have lots of chances to sleep with a hot, young, limber, sexy porn star.. (.!) Humph... sight is overrated anyways. You can always develop your other senses, you know, like Spiderman. Source Here


Lost in Religion

Say it ain't so Joe. Say it ain't so. Though most awesomeness, totally rad, ultra cool, f***ing twisted, sick bastard of an auteur has found Jesus. Yeah, yeah, I didn't know he was missing either. But the movie director of the classic Showgirls (the gritty ultra realistic depiction of women searching for their goal and purpose in life), Joe Eszterhas just finished a book about his relationship with Jesus, titled "Crossbearer," and regularly attends Sunday Mass, reports blogger Sharon Waxman.
I know folks, I know. It made me weep openly too when I read it. Maybe this is just some kind of midlife crisis. Hopefully he'll see the light... oh wait I guess he did. Anyhow, I've got my fingers crossed that he'll come to his senses and grace us with a sequel. It's the only thing I really got going for me, and I'm going to cling to it. Please show, do it for me, huh! Come on Joe, the world always needs another movie about pasties. Source Here


No Shit

And finally, in the why bother department, it seems Tommy Lee and Pamela are back together again. Tommy elaborates effusively, as only he can, It's awesome man. It's definitely working," he told Rolling Stone magazine. Hmm... is he talking about the relationship, or the camcorder? Come on folks, you knew they'd be back together sooner or later didn't you? Of course you did. Source Here

That's it that's all folks, I gotta go. My captors want to count my toes (gulp)
Doc B. gone baby gone