No Freaking Way; Debra Winger Lives

Heidi Ho folks Doc B. here.

well the cops kept their promise, now all of us are walking around the house bow legged like some extras in a Western. Stupid Bruce and his stupid ideas, I hope he learned his lesson this time, because I'm starting to lose my patience. Anyhow here's the news


but first…

“You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.”
“Homer Simpson”


A Married Man… What?

Hey folks did you know that Raymond Burr was gay? nope, me a neither.In the new book, "Hiding in Plain Sight: The Secret Life of Raymond Burr", the actor once lectured a reporter during an interview when he was asked why he had not remarried: "I am an unmarried man, as opposed to a single man. A bachelor, according to the dictionary, is a man who has never been married. An unmarried man is not married at the moment. Many of these terms have fallen into disuse."
In fact he was living with some dude named Robert Benevides for almost nearly 35 years, keeping it all on the down low. I can't believe it, not Ironside. I'll never look at a wheelchair the same again.
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Are You Freakin Kidding Me!

Gee whiz it must be nice to be an actor on the top rated crime procedural show on network TV, how else would you explain this light tap on the knuckles to Gary Dourdan of CSI.
"Once Gary completes 30 hours of a diversion program, his case will be entirely dismissed," lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley told The Associated Press in an e-mail. "There is no jail time involved."
How nice. I bet if that were me, just your regular John Q. public, I bet I'd be counting my cigarettes in the courtyard before lights out, trying to figure out if I have enough smokes to appease my cellmate, Jackhammer Jacoby. 30 hours! 30 freaking hours, a blood I diversion program no less. Sounds pretty light doesn't folks. Oh I know, I know, there's some fans of CSI out there saying, oh its a first-time offense it's only normal in it happens all the time. No it doesn't! I dare you you freaking fans of CSI, I double dare you, go grab a bag of heroin a big batch of cocaine and fill your pockets with some ecstasy, now drink yourself silly park your car in front of the light and now take a nap and wait for cops to arrive. And please feel free to write to me from jail let me know how it's working out for you, you freaking bunch of dumb asses. Source Here


When In France

If you heard a Frenchman yelling are you talking to me, you'd probably think it was a waiter. Well he probably be right about that too, but the most probable right answer would be that Robert DeNiro is somewhere in your general vicinity.
When he ascended the red-carpeted steps at the Cannes closing night ceremony at the Palais Theater, thousands of French fans stood outside screaming, "Bobbee! Bobbee!" and, "Are you talkin' to me?"
However DeNiro ignored one Frenchman much to his disdain, he was overheard saying in what iz hiz probleme how very rude, he iz soo stuck up and obnoxious, if I wanted to be treated theese way I would go to one of our cafés mon dieu. Source Here


Debra Winger Lives!

Debra Winger is writing her memoirs, (She Not Dead?!) and in it she talks about Jack Nicholson's horn dog behavior. Devereaux was in Germany with Jack to promote the film terms of endearment, Deborah being Jewish felt a little uneasy being in the land of goose-stepping and Wienerschnitzel's. Jack in his own special way tried to make her feel comfortable. He finally told me to stop, that these paranoid fantasies had little to do with modern Germany and that I should relax and enjoy the trip - perhaps join him on his search for the perfect brothel."
Well I can tell you you won't find the perfect brothel in Germany, even their sex is a little too rigid and practiced. No Jack Buddy I can tell you without a doubt the best brothel in the world is in Montréal, a little place not far from Peel Street. I only visited there once but it was the best time I ever had, it was three days before I could see again. Source Here


For Peete’s Sake

Actress Amanda Peet who can be seen in the upcoming new X-Files movie reveals a little bit about her husband before she married him "David used to have an outdoor stereo by the pool at his bachelor pad. I'm sure he lured many women there, but I was the last one." That's what you think, I spent many a night dancing on his big speakers near the pool. Oh we were young men, full of beans and piss and vinegar. His hair was long and he had such a cool accent, and those eyes, blue like the Caribbean Ocean.Ahhh… good times. And I'll give you a little tip Amanda, David likes to be tickled right in the crack of his ass. It drove him wild, give it a try. Source Here

Rotten Apples

Oh boy, you know you've hit a major bump in the road when Johnny rotten of all people, sympathizes with you. It seems Johnny boy would like to do a song with Britney Spears, he said "She has been hurt. And hurt is the root core essence of good music. I haven't written a song for Britney yet but I would love to. I'd like to help out because there's a girl who needs some help”. "When Johnny freaking rotten thinks you need help, then I think Britney you've raised the bar for all who follow to strive for. Come to think of it a duet with Johnny and Britney would be awesome, together the two of them would manage the rare accomplishment of zero airplay on any format. But God it be great to see what they'd wear. Source Here

America, Love It or Leave It

Jessica Lange decided to really speak her mind at some small college that she was addressing, mostly about what she sees wrong with America "We are living in an America that, in the last seven and a half years, has waged an unnecessary war, established prison camps, condoned torture, employed corporate armies, eliminated the right of habeas corpus, practiced extraordinary rendition, and believe me, this is only a partial list." To see the rest of this list folks, get on a plane and fly to China, because that's where Jessica and the rest of her commie friends hang out. Honestly if these celebs feel so strongly about their convictions why don't they run for office. Oh I know why, because it's long hours, the pay sucks, and everyone hates you. Their precious egos would wilt under a pressure. Source Here


Well that's all I got folks I gotta go trim Bruce's nails. Close, real close, down to the skin kind of close.

Doc. B. gone baby, gone.