It’s Naked Time At Rob Lowe’s House, Even Rosie Is Dumping On Tom Cruise

Heidi-Ho folks Doc. B. here.

Sorry about my absence yesterday. I’d rather not go into details, but suffice to say that’s the last time I help out a Nigerian diplomat, I’ve met only on the Internet. I guess I should thank Bruce for filling in for me yesterday, but the fact that he figured our my password is a little disconcerting. Anyhow here’s the news.

But first…

“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women”
“Groucho Marx”


It’s Naked Time At The Lowes

So Rob Lowe and his wife Sheryl like to walk around the house naked. I ask you, is that a crime? Apparently some people think so. Former Nannies Laura Boyce and Jessica Gibson have accused the couple of inappropriate behaviour. Nanny Jessica says Rob the actor repeatedly exposed himself and inappropriately touched her, while Nanny Laura claims Sheryl created an "extremely sexually offensive and hostile work environment ... behaving in a ... perverted, disgusting and crude manner."
Boyce also alleges that Sheryl used the "n" word in reference to Boyce's boyfriend, who was an NBA player. Sheryl also allegedly "walked around naked, completely exposing herself" to Boyce, asked about her boyfriend's private parts and talked about Sheryl's sex life with Rob.
Hmmm, this smells folks. This smells worse than the insides of a fisherman’s boots. This smells even worse that container on the second shelf of your fridge, you know, the one all the way in the back, … been there for a month, hasn’t it. Yup, this story stinks even worse than that container. It’s all just a little too convenient don’t cha think? The Lowes had originally filed a pre-emptive law suit against the two nannies. The lawyer for the Lowes mentioned something about “breach of confidentiality” which makes me think that if you work for Rob + Sheryl, you should be prepared to get an eyeful of T an A. This should drag on for awhile. Source Here


Mariah’s Music Soothes Dumb Animals

Reports out there about Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon eloping may be true. That nice, and I hope they’re a happy couple. I’ve always played Mariah’s music in the house, particularly when I want to calm down my dog Bruce. For some reason, ifs he’s hyper, a little Mariah usually settles him down. When I play one of her songs, he goes in the kitchen, humps a chair leg and then sleeps on the couch with his face between the 2 pillows wearing a very odd look on his face. Hey, whatever floats your boat I guess.
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Alec’s A Sucker For Punishment

Alec Baldwin has gone thru some rough times over the last few years. The kind of stuff most of us would rather forget, but not Alec, he wants to tell us all the nasty details in a book. Due out in September, Baldwin's A Promise to Ourselves: Fatherhood, Divorce, and Family Law, with Mark Tabb.
Hmmm… he seems to invite this stuff upon himself. That sound you hear is people sharpening their knives, (because the knives will come out folks). Here’s some free advice Alec. Just be quiet, do your work and keep the trap shut. And no more books… or crazy ass phone calls to your kid. She’s a little girl, not Tony Soprano. Just shut up for a while Alec. Source Here


The End Is Nigh

Snoop Dogg is set to work on Lindsay Lohan's new album, according to US reports.
The rapper has joined a host of rumoured producers working on the actress's third album. Absolutely no good can come of this. Source Here


And Then, World Domination

Barbara Walters gave quite a revealing interview on Oprah ,Walters admits to an affair in the 1970s with the married U.S. Senator Edward Brooke, the Massachusetts Republican who was the first African-American popularly elected to the Senate, in 1966.
Do you see folks? Do you see the Obama effect now? He’s breaking down the walls that separate Americans. Obamamania folks, there no denying it, look what it did to Bab’s. Do you see folks? (Pause) You don’t? But it’s right in front of you, can’t you see it? No? Aw well, f@&k it! it was stretch anyway. Barbara has a book coming out soon, so that explains the reveal. Source Here


Tommy Too-Much Is Slipping

Boy you know Tom Cruises popularity is starting to really hit the skids when that nutball Rosie O’Donnell (A Cruise admirer) jumps ship. Rosie, or the whale (as Donald Trump calls her) told Rachael Ray that “Tom knows, I wrote him an e-mail: ‘Sorry it’s happened, I didn’t think it would. When you can’t even hold onto the crazy loud-mouthed lesbians in your core of fandom, it’s time to make a sequel to one of your hits. I hear there’s another Mission Impossible coming, whoopie. Source Here


Freak On A Leash

Boy it’s been a day of surprises. Here’s another; Ex-NBA star Dennis Rodman arrested in domestic violence case
Ok. Not so much.


Bust A Deal, Face The Wheel

Some good news. No really. Tina Turner is hitting the road again for her first tour in the United States in seven years. The 68-year-old singer announced on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” that the tour will begin Oct. 1 in Kansas City. Boy I tell you, is there a law that says that Oprah gets first crack at the biggest scoops. It’s all one big conspiracy I tell you. She controls all the media, and soon the White House. She’s puppeting both Democratic Candidates, trust me. She’s watching you read this right now. Put some clothes on quick.

Well that’s all folks. I gotta go talk to Bruce, I can’t seem to access some private pics I had in a file. Man’s best friend my foot!

Doc. B. Gone baby, gone