Who Let The Dogs Out Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof

Hi, I’m Bruce. The Doc. is out I’m filling in today.

Sit, beg

“Heaven goes by favour; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in”
“Mark Twain”

Good boy!


Chew Toy

Cancel the search for the giant inflatable pig, its bacon bits have been found in a yard, two couples found tattered halves of the inflatable swine in their yards, a few miles from festival grounds in the Southern California desert. Concert organizers had offered a $10,000 reward for the pig’s return. On Tuesday, pieces of the plastic carcass were examined
I once found a brief case of money in Doc’s backyard while looking for a bone I hid. I left the money hidden. I’m keeping to go back to obedience school when I feel ready to have people bark orders at me again. Source Here


Abracadabra Abdulkareen

Maybe I’m just a dumb mutt (mom’s Irish, Dad’s Mexican) but isn’t David Blaine supposed to be a magician or something , if so when’s he going to do something remotely interesting, submerged in a water-filled sphere on the stage of “The Oprah Winfrey Show” during a live broadcast, Blaine held his breath for 17 minutes and 4 seconds. That bested the previous record of 16 minutes and 32 seconds, set Feb. 10 by Switzerland’s Peter Colat, according to Guinness World Records.Thats nothing, I know a beta-fish named Abdulkareen that can hold his breath 3 times longer than that. Source Here


Dog Days

A man who survived a 152 meter plunge into a Pennsylvania strip mine said Monday he doesn’t remember much about the ordeal. That’s nothing, I’m a dog, I’ve got real problems, I can’t remember 5 minutes ago.(pause) Hi I’m Bruce the Doc is out. Source Here


That A Lot Of Milk-Bone’s

Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen remains the highest-earning catwalk queen after raking in more than $A37.55 million last year, Forbes.com has revealed. Grrr. Bundchen, it sounds like smoked sausage doesn’t it? Source Here


MY HUMPS

Mariah Carey's keeping mum about that ginormous diamond ring she started wearing on her ring finger last week, but a source tells us it's definitely from her new beau, Nick Cannon - and that the duo are now engaged. She’s nice. I’d like to smell her bum and rub up and down against her leg inappropriately… (pause) Hi I’m Bruce the Doc. is out. Source Here


That’s all I see, I’m going to leave now. “Cops” is playing and then I got to bark at the moon.

Good Evening, Sincerely

Bruce Escobedo