Miley Cyrus: Hell Fire Awaits, Joe Pesci Lives

Heidi-Ho Folks, Doc. B. here.

Short and sour. That’s how Antonio described his marriage to the koala bear. They got married in Vegas and divorced in California on a little jaunt to WallyWorld (Don’t Ask) By the way, did I mention Koala’s are marsupials? They are, and they’re from Australia (Not Austria) Anyhow, Antonio has returned. And left already. With Lance. They’ve gone to Philadelphia to watch the Canadians play the Flyers. With my car. Antonio’s was impounded by the police. Something about it being evidence in a crime? Anyhow, here’s the news.


But first…

“Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.”
“Oscar Wilde”


Waiting For Miley Cyrus Train Wreck

If you haven’t heard by now here’s what going on in the world of “Hannah Montana” star Miley Cyrus. The 15-year-old, who plays kid-friendly Hannah on the Disney Channel is stunned by the topless shots taken by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz.
"I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be 'artistic' and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed," Miley said in a statement.
"I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about," said the teen, who is considered a role model to girls.
At the Vanity Fair photo shoot, "a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines," a Disney spokesman said.
Who’s at fault here. The parents, Vanity Fair, the media, Miley herself.
Who cares. This story seems all too familiar, hit TV show, music career, all before her 16th birthday. There were all kinds of interviews and articles stating how strong her ties with her family keeps her grounded, how her faith keeps her on the straight and narrow. Baloney! Now the waiting game starts. Waiting for her to be photographed drunk or stoned, or topless, of bottomless, or committing a sexual act, or sacrificing goats, or robbing a 7/11, something, anything. Waiting, everybody’s just waiting to see what happens next. Just because we’ve seen it all before, doesn’t mean we don’t want to see it again. I’ll be here, waiting. Source Here


Joe Pesci’s Body Surfaces

Where, O where have you gone Joe Pesci? You remember him folks?
“My Cousin Vinny”, “Goodfellas”. Ring-a-bell. He doesn’t do movies anymore, he’s basically vanished from sight. Which brings me to Angie Everhart, the swimsuit model and (some what) actress. It seems Angie was busted for DUI.
"She was arrested for drunk driving," a Los Angeles County Sheriff's spokesman told the Daily News. Once engaged to Sly Stallone, the ravishing readhead, 38, was picked up at 2 a.m. last Thursday on Wilshire Boulevard a few blocks east of the world-famous Wiltern Theater.
She was released several hours later on $15,000 bail.
What does Angie have to do with Joe Pesci you ask? There are (were) rumours that the two were engaged!? I know, I know, it’s hard to believe. Still if a little guy like Joe (with a face only a dog could love) can score a swimsuit model. Then there’s hope for all of us. Hey Joe, why don’t you come out of retirement. After all, you are still a performer, you’re here to amuse us. It’s been so long since you’ve done a film. I’ve almost forgotten “what’s so f@$%ing funny” about you.


Rocket Roger Is Toast

It seems Roger Clemens has his hands full these days first, Jose Canseco outs him in his book as a drug cheat. The Federal Government brings a case against him with Roger’s former trainer testifying that he supplied steroids to Roger. Roger denies the allegations and even throws his own wife under the bus when it was revealed she wanted to look in shape and took steroids to do it. Still, she stands by her man. But what about now? Sources tell the NY Daily News that Roger Clemens has a decade-long affair with country star Mindy McCready, a romance that began when McCready was a 15-year-old aspiring singer performing in a karaoke bar and Clemens was a 28-year-old Red Sox ace and married father of two.
Do you still stand by your man now honey. If this proves to be true, it could drasticly affect every aspect of Rogers life after baseball. I mean come on. Who’s he think he is? Jerry Lee Lewis? Elvis? 15 yrs old vs. 28 yrs old is getting into a seriously sick and creepy area, that you find on 20/20 profiles or Dateline. All I can say is…. EEWWWW! This juggling act that Rogers playing, what with the Feds, with his wife, his legacy, and his freedom is about to come crashing down on his head. Serves him right too (I hate jugglers). Source Here


Who Punched The Hoff

David Hasslehoff was seen sporting a black eye at the Coachella Festival. I know what you’re thinking. One of those rejects from the Hoff’s show “America’s Got Talent” caught up with him and shared his opinion, fist meets eye. Kablué! Maybe he tried to sing one of his songs and an angry mob attacked him. The Hoff declined to comment but the bruise is probably from the treatment he received in the hospital to fix a problem with one of his eyes. Still, you’re free to dream. Source Here


Somewhere Slash Is Smiling

That jerk Scott Weiland has been sentenced to jail. Scott, ex-STP singer and most recently ex-Velvet Revolver singer was charged with one misdemeanor count of driving under the influence of alcohol with a prior conviction, and with an allegation that he refused a chemical test as required by law. We are told he was over the legal limit of .08%, but not by much.
According to the police report, he failed the field sobriety tests and refused to take a blood or urine test. He was booked for DUI and released on $40,000 bail.
This is the same jackass that criticized his band mates when leaving Velvet Revolver about members of the band going in and out of rehab. He’s to serve 192 hours of jail time. Well deserved, I say. Source Here


Capt. Kirk Kicking It At The Y

The NY Post reports that William Shatner is boldly going where no "Star Trek" actor has gone before - the 92nd Street Y - to dish the dirt on his on fellow Enterprisers.
I love the guy, but what more can he tell me that I already don’t know. Scotty was missing a finger, Uhura dispised him, Spock was a drunk, and Sulu is gay.Now if he were to spill the beans about which drugs he took when he recorded that awful album, or when he started sporting a beaver on his head. Then that would be interesting.


Well that’s all I got for now. I gotta go try and find my wallet, … I haven’t seen it since Antonio swatted that fly he saw on my…. Dammit!

Doc. B. gone baby, gone.