SNOOP DOGGS COUNTRY MUSIC ROOTS? NAOMI SAYS, TALK TO THE HAND

Hi folks, Doc. B. here, Well I finally got word from Antonio. He is indeed in Vegas, but he ditched Lucinda (again) and hooked up with a koala bear named Peaches! And they got married (I didn’t think that was legal, even in Vegas!) at the “Chapel Of Love”. I don’t know where he’s going from there, it’s my brother Lance who answered the phone. He wasn’t very coherent when he told me of the conversation, and now he’s passed out again. Anyhow here’s the news.


But first….

“No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly”
“Oscar Wilde”


Michelle Rodriguez; Behind The Bathroom Door

Apparently Ex-lost actress Michelle Rodriguez is tired of some people asking questions about her sexuality. She says it doesn’t bother her though. Does this sound like someone who isn’t bothered though.
She explains: “I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off. I don't answer those questions.

Hmm… I don’t have slime coming out of my mouth. She goes on, thankfully, with these more edifying thoughts.
“I just keep it to myself and it's nobody's business. If I wanna f**k a girl, a boy, a dog, that's my business. That's why there's bathroom doors."

Hmmm…. a dog… hmmm… in the bathroom… behind closed doors… hmmm… Oh man, that’s sick! What’s wrong with her. She’s had a few DUI’s, I wonder if anyone gave her a breatherlizer before the interview, if not, … maybe they should. Source Here


IS NICE , HIGH FIVE

MAD TV performer Aries Spears had to pass in court on Wednesday Spears, 32, pleaded guilty to harassment on Wednesday for hitting the woman in the front row of the Comix comedy club in the Meatpacking District in February. "You can't high-five a woman's breast," Assistant District Attorney Elizabeth Pederson.
Nope, you shouldn’t be able to, unless you’re Gary Coleman, or Verne Troyer (Mini Me). Of course the woman could be a basketball player from the WBA, that might explain it. Source Here


Naomi Tells British Airways To Shove It

Naomi Campbell says British Airways have practically begged her to fly with them again, but turned them down. Good for you girl. You don’t need them. You deserve the best baby, not the rest. Of course, some fluckie from BA. (who wouldn’t be privileged to any information) denies any such grovelling. Right, I likely story. And I suppose we’re supposed to believe you when you claim to take care of our luggage as well. Or the engine is properly maintained. Geeze, don’t get me started about the food, is that supposed to be chicken, Hmmm… who you gonna believe, them! Big business, or the lovely and completely, not unstable Naomi, Yeah, I believe her too. Source Here


SNOOP’S A HONKYTONK KIND OF MAN

Snoop Dogg was at the CMT awards. Snoop Dog joined Jason Aldean to introduce Alan Jackson's performance of "Good Time." The rapper wore a black outfit and cowboy hat in honor of the late Johnny Cash, who he said was the inspiration for his single, "My Medicine”.
Yeah, cause when I listen to Snoop, I think of Country music. Source Here


I… MUST …BE …LOVED … …NOT

William Shatner has written an autobiography. In it he reveals he did not know, until “Star Trek” was over that Nichelle (Uhura) Nichols — who told him bluntly that she despised him. (As did Scotty, Sulu and Chekov, apparently.)
Boy, you’d really have to have your head up your ass to work with people for 3 years and not realize it, Either that, or he is really playing himself on “Boston Legal” Which doesn’t bode well. His character is insane. Source Here


Well that’s all I got, I gotta go clean up Lance’s vomit in the bathroom.
Doc. B. Gone baby, gone