Robert Downey Jr. and the Whopper / Snoop Dogg's Secret to A Happy Marriage.

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Well I ventured out of the house to try out my new disguise and it hasn't been going so good to tell you the truth. Women walk across the street to avoid me, and children are frightened. And OMG. I have been called t-bag 20 times today . One fella shouted, hey T-bag I hope you get sick and die you f***ing, molesting, piece of shit. (?????) what does that even mean? I guess it means karma back to the drawing board as far as my disguise goes. Oh well, here's the news.

But First…

"Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.”
"Homer Simpson"


For the Baby's Sake

Congratulations to actor Vin Diesel, a star of one of my favorite science fiction movies in recent years, Pitch Black . I say congratulations, because he welcomed a baby girl, he along with his girlfriend Paloma Jimenez (I didn't notice the name of the kid). In Touch Weekly reports that the baby was born on April 2. (April 2 !??). Well, a it would seem somebody's good at keeping secrets, they must have been out of the country for something. One thing's for sure, let's hope his baby girl looks like the mom, no offense dude. But you know what I mean ? Source Here


Diabetes Taste Good Don't It!

Hmmm... this sounds like a good idea for new ad campaign. Robert Downey Jr. has publicly thanked Burger King for helping him overcome his problems with addiction. The fast food chain, he says. That's fantastic I can see it now, the new Magic Whopper from Burger King. Eat like royalty and win back your sobriety! [$7.99 for the burger, $8.49 for the Trio] Burger King has finally got McDonald's by the balls, it's time to go for the jugular. With Robert Downey Jr.'s declaration, they can book a spot for a commercial during the Super Bowl broadcast, to roll out their new Kick It with the King campaign. (IT = Habit = $ = Subtle!?) For the first time in ever, ever! They can give the middle finger to the Golden Arches. And it's all thanks to Robert Downey Jr..
Uumm... the story continues and Robert Downey Jr. elaborates. The "Iron Man" star was driving a car piled with "tons of f---ing dope," Downey Jr. told Britain's Empire magazine. The actor decided to pull over for a burger and everything changed.
"I have to thank Burger King," he said. "It was such a disgusting burger I ordered. I had that, and this big soda, and I thought something really bad was going to happen." Downey Jr. says he then tossed all of his drugs into the ocean, deciding right then and there to clean up his act. Shit! There goes the Super Bowl spot.
What the hell can they run now as an ad! Eat at Burger King and you'll receive an epiphany that may change your life. Eat at Burger King, it beats eating nothing at all. No, with this publicity they'll have to be a little more daring in their approach. Something like, 'Dare to eat at Burger King where even coke fiends who have licked the drugs residue off a filthy public toilet cover, can't stomach our food.' Or maybe they should try, 'Heroin addicts , who lie in their feces all day after shooting up refuse to eat here. Aren't you better than a heroin addict!' They may as well advertise Diabetes Taste Good Don't It! Oh well let's move on. Source Here


Debbie Gibson Think She's Better Than the Rest of Us

The pop singer from the 80s, Debbie Gibson never struck me as arrogant before, however my opinion has changed after she said,"all of us former teen idols do have meltdowns. I just chose to have mine in private." Well, that just makes all the difference doesn't it? If you do it in private how are we to mock you? But you just had to be special, huh. You don't have to rub people faces in it you know. It shows a lack of maturity and pettiness. I'm taking you off my iPod. Oh, there is none, that was easy. Source Here


That's the secret

It looks here as if Snoop Dogg is barking out some orders to the former Destiny's Child singer and her husband Jay Z Snoop Dogg has ordered Beyonce Knowles to “start making babies”. Now if Snoop Dogg tells you to jump off the bridge, are you guys going to do that? Huh! No. If he tells you to smoke some weed are you gonna to do that too, no right? What's that? Oh he did? And you did?... so.. how's that working out? Well that's nice, I'm happy for you. What's that? No I'm not holding!
Anyhow Snoop Dogg gave us the lowdown on a happy marriage. He says,“Communication, and being able to fight and get back up - to have misunderstanding and then get some understanding – that’s the secret.” By get some understanding he means getting some weed. And the secret is to smoke it. And you won't feel like doing much of anything let alone argue, and therefore you have a blissful marriage. Source Here


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It seems comic actor Jack Black believes he needs to shed a few pounds
He said: “When I saw my rear end in my nude scene in Margot at the Wedding, it actually had a double chin. I’ve joined a gym because the next time you see me naked I’ll be trim.” And then Jack added,“I want to feel good too. Now if I eat a cheeseburger and fries, it tastes so good at the time and then right after it’s like, ‘What did I do? Why?
Burger King would like to stress that they have never served Jack Black in any of its restaurants. On advice of attorney, we have no further comment at this time. Source Here


Woman Power

Jeez, a lovely young woman like Misha Barton shouldn't be seen around town with a pouty two-year-old as her boyfriend. The Post reports Misha has lately been toting around Rooney guitarist Taylor Locke. Barton dragged him to the Nylon/MySpace "School of Rock" party in West Hollywood, and Locke didn't seem happy. A source said he was "not supportive," and moped during the bash. "Humph... I've never even heard of this jerk. She should wake up and ditch this turd. She's needs to put her foot down, she should listen to what Beyoncé said.
You can pack all your bags we're finished (you must not know 'bout me)'
Cause you made your bed now lay in it (you must not know 'bout me)
I could have another you by tomorrow
Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'
You're irreplaceable?
Misha honey you can do better. You are a goddess. You are woman, you are empowered. Now let’s hear you roar! Source Here (** Irreplaceable by: Beyoncé)


That's it that's all folks I gotta go look through some more pictures that Bruce gave me for some ideas for my disguise. Hmmm... this guy's photo looks familiar. Hey wait a minute. It's a photo of Harvey Keitel in Taxi Driver....Brrrrrruuce!

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