Next On Celebrity Circus, Someone Will Die

Heidi Ho folks Doc here

I've given up trying to find a disguise for myself since Antonio sent word that the mouse is sniffing the cheese . Whatever the hell that supposed to mean! Anyhow, I am to stay put and await his next message. So at least I have that to look forward to...... (!). Here's the news

But First…

“I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.”
“ Mitch Hedberg”


Celebrity Circus ("Celebrity" Subject To Interpretation) Debuts On NBC

Have you heard about that upcoming TV show, Celebrity Circus? Well then, let me fill you in. NBC has decided to produce a show about people who are not circus performers but perform circus stunts, sounds simple enough, right? Then I guess someone had the bright idea that they could spice it up by using celebrities instead of just some John or Jane Doe that no one has ever heard of. The show which is set to premiere tomorrow, features well-known celebrities, such as (please keep your applause till the end of the announcement) Janet Evans (?), Blu Cantrell (??), Stacey Dash (tells me something), Antonio Sabato Jr., Rachel Hunter, and Wee Man (the vertically challenged dude from Jackass). What's that? You're less than impressed? Well, you are not alone. Seriously though, did they find these guys eating at the buffet table in Vegas or what? They may as well just have made a show about cops against firemen, or administration against production workers, supermodels against porn stars, and so on, and so on, and you get the picture. Anything would be more interesting than this bunch of losers. Right? Still, a show about people flying 30 feet in the air, sticking their heads in lions jaws, might be entertaining. No? We'll see because there has been quite a few mishaps in rehearsals leading up to the premiere so perhaps it will have a kinda car crash affect. Christopher Knight fractured his forearm while practicing with the German Wheel, a giant disc he failed to control. Stacey Dash cracked three ribs climbing "the silks," a length of fabric suspended 30 feet in the air. And during a rehearsal, Olympic swimmer Janet Evans fell 15 feet from a trapeze.
Well I guess it's to be expected when you're working with amateurs, they're not gymnasts after all. But you think there'd be a little more concerned for their safety. The show, which premieres tomorrow, provides the "highest safety measures," said our insider. Obviously! But don't they usually say the highest safety measures possible. He didn't say possible. Why didn't he say possible?
Hmmm... I think I will tune in tomorrow, maybe somebody will die. If I were one of these so called celebs I think I'd be on the phone to my agent, having him go over the contract to see if’s there’s a backdoor out of this, this, this... circus! Source Here


One Extra-Large Sombrero Please

Do you ever think sometimes these celebs are carrying things just a little too far. Just a teensy-weensy little bit too far! I sometimes do. Case in point. Kevin Spacey; actor and diva. "He's got bodyguards, several publicists, a makeup artist, a personal hairdresser, someone who's styling him," said an insider. "There are so many people, it's ridiculous."
A hairdresser! You're kidding right! Last time I looked, Kevin had joined the Gene Hackman hair club for men. What, does he needs someone for. To help him comb it over? And a stylist! A stylist!... Yeah right, what's he around for? To find hats big enough to fit on Kevin’s head, perhaps? Ahh… vanity. Source Here


A Fool Who Believes

Attention folks attention! All you Lilo supporters can stop buying her Lycra pantsuits to support her lifestyle, she found work. Which is lucky because, given her exploits over the last year, she's become pretty much uninsurable. Still there's always someone willing to take a chance, that’s Hollywood. The name of the film is called Labor Pains, here, one of the fools who is producing the movie , talks about Lindsay. "Lindsay is a tremendously talented actress," said Plum Pictures' Celine Rattray, who's co-producing the film. "We have spent a lot of time with her over the last three months, and she has really impressed us with her work ethic.
"She comes to every meeting 15 minutes early, to the point where she has shown up a few times before we were ready for her.” Um… Celine! That's only because she's eaten from your dumpster out back. You know, it's the one near the abandoned car that's been there forever. That car is where Lilo has been sleeping, she really, really, really needs this job. (Sigh) She's such a trooper. You go girl! Source Here


Well that's it folks I gotta go, someone just slid an envelope under the door, it must be a message from Antonio. I'll check, hold on one sec ………………………….. it's not from Antonio. It's from Bruce,... he's found Bubbles!

Doc B. gone baby gone