Hide “Little People”, Hide From Ron Wood

Heidi Ho folks Doc B. here,

Well I'd moved into a safe house that Antonio has secured for me. I should be safe here while Antonio is back home lying in wait for Bubbles. Fortunately I was able to MacGyver myself a way to post, so without further ado, here's the news


But First...

“Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.”
“Mark Twain”


Gemini Know Thyself

Mary Kate Olsen granted an interview to Ree Hines and the two of them talked about Hal Mary Kate inexplicably ends up on the cancel dressed list one night and next on the worst. It turns out Mary Kate's not sure why herself but she does offer this.“I think there’s a real disconnect between the media’s perception of fashion and the fashion world’s idea of fashion.” Well said Mary Kate, who well said indeed. I would have to do quite a bit her research to find out why that is, would have to give a shout out to my Peeps at GQ and all my sisters over at Elle. Hmmm... when I have a bit down time maybe I'll look into it.
When asked about her own outrageous getups, Mary Kate replied “I don’t know why I wear some of the things I wear," she admitted. “I like wearing crazy things sometimes. I like being playful. Sometimes I feel like I’m playing dress up and becoming a character. It’s sort of like an art. It can change your mood or the way that people are attracted to you.”
Ah ha, spoken like a true Gemini. One can always spot another, we are free, kindred spirits, who know themselves well. But are still at a loss to explain why they do what they do sometimes. Mary Kate's birthday will be on the 13th of June. Same as her sisters. What a coincidence huh? Source Here


Rosie Kills Howard Stern's Libido

Rosie O'Donnell turned up on the Howard Stern radio show this week where she fielded questions about her ex- View cohost Elisabeth Hassellback. One of the questions Howard posed was whether or not Rosie was attracted to her perceived nemesis on the show, Elizabeth and if she ever wanted her. Well she wouldn't be Rosie if she didn't have a big mouth, here's how she replied
See, the 'want' is the big thing," O'Donnell responded, suggesting she doesn't desire Hasselbeck. "I find her very attractive. She's very attractive, I think.
Hmm... she didn't really answer the initial question did she? She kinah worked all around without really answering it. Sorta like a nondenial denial. Anyhow, she did admit to lusting after Angelina Jolie [get in line, bub] same she found her dark and with a little kind of weird sexuality going on." Humph, she should talk, I saw Exit to Eden, it put me off pork for weeks.
Rosie also said that of all the people that sat next to her on the view, Howard's fiancée Beth Ostrosky was the one that was the most doable Brrr... she really knows how to f**k with a man's libido., Rosie's one cold bitch! Howard's going to need a psychiatrist to deal with this image of Rosie and a Beth together in bed. Or a hypnotist to make him forget. An exorcism, something, anything to make it go away. I pity the poor bastard, I only hope he can recover. Hey Howard, I'm here for you buddy. Source Here


Swedish Meatballs

Hmm..Kate Beckinsale sounds nice, maybe I should go live with her. She told Glamour magazine: “I’m the worst wife in the cooking department. I always thought you can’t be good at food and sex, but you can always order the food in. That sounds good, but the reverse sounds more intriguing. One night a Swede and her meatballs, then next, some spicy Thai. A little variety does a relationship good, don't you think Kate? “I’d rather he didn’t order in the sex.” Jeez, what what a ballbuster. I don't think I like her anymore.... Nope, I don't like her anymore. Let's move on shall we. Source Here


Ronnie Wood's Trippin'

The Sun newspaper reports that Ronnie Wood of the Rolling Stones, is gathering up all the midgets, little people, dwarves, elves, [add your affectionate derogatory term here] munchkins, Lilliputians, Mini Me's, vertically challenged, stunted growth humans he can find. Unfortunately it's not for a sequel to the film Under The Rainbow, dammit.
No, apparently it's all some wild cockamamie idea Ronnie has cooked up for his daughter's wedding. They will leap out of bushes to surprise guests with stunts such as stealing ladies’ hats. Hmm…...... pardon me folks, I was just imagining all the lawsuits that will probably come of this. Honestly I thought Ronnie had quit doing acid, because he's got to be trippin. He Probably Sent out an Invitation to Brian Jones too. A source says The pint-sized posse must stay in character all evening on June 21 — and sign confidentiality agreements to stop them giving away star guests’ secrets. Yeah, that makes sense, you wouldn't want wanted a little buggers blabbing to the papers about who's got a dye job. Because you know folks, sometimes the view from down there can be quite revealing. As a matter of fact that reminds me of a funny story, there's a 'little person' who lives near my house, and he tried to sell me some up skirt photos of some of the women in the neighborhood. I didn't buy any..............many. Source Here


Bananas Make Me Puke, with Gwyneth Its Children

Harper's Bazaar had an interview with Gwyneth Paltrow in which she talked about her desire to super size her clan and pregnancy in general.“I wanted to throw up all the time.” Yeah you know what makes me feel that way? Bananas. They always make me feel like I want to puke, but I never feel like I want more, so maybe she's just a glutton for punishment. And it's looking like she might pull a Madonna,“I’m very open to (adoption),”Humph, I'll bet she is. Why just yesterday, my faithful readers, you will remember I posted a story about her hubby Chris Martin, in which he declared he could never find the crotch. Poor girl, her she has to resort to the Rabbit 2.0 for pleasure, now she has to look to adoption to increase her family size, all because her hubby is a stupid British twit who can't find her pussy without GPS. [pssst. I'm a good navigator] stay tuned folks, I can't see her sticking it out with this ass. Source Here


That's it that's all folks, I gotta go see if Antonio less any toilet paper. Dammit I feel a movement, coming on. Stupid spicy Thai food.

Doc B. Gone Baby Gone