Britney's Ex-Scumbag Stabbed / Rabbit 2.0

Heidi Ho folks, Doc. B. here,

I received a message from Antonio, my trusty chimp in this time of crisis. He thinks I'm being bugged! And watched! I have to try and stay away from the normal routine. Here's the news.


But first...

“Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.”
“Conan O’Brien”


Remember Brownie

"American Idol" creator Nigel Lythgoe didn't want President Bush to appear on the "Idol Gives Back" show. Hmmm... well better get in line Nigel old buddy, most of the country doesn't want Bush anymore either.
Of course I don't blame Nigel for not wanting Bush on the telecast, not exactly a ratings booster I would imagine. Apparently he had no choice in the matter. Since the Democratic candidates were to appear on the show, the president's office insisted that he be able to come on and say thank you. Yeah, cause the last two terms of his presidency has been all about giving hasn't it? I'm sure to viewers at home will I have full confidence in sending their money to a cause that Bush seemingly endorses. Gee, he must think people have really short memories?, Why it seems just like yesterday that Bush stepped off an airplane, held a press conference, and declared to the world that,' Brownie is doing a great job'. What did Kanye West say? Oh yeah, something about George Bush hating black people? I don't think it's the color of the skin folks, more likely the color of the money. Source Here


No, I Don't Want To Hear About Woodstock

Came across an article about Heather Graham, nothing interesting really, she just kind a confirmed what I thought about her. Such as I'm a little bit of a hippie. Like I meditate, I do yoga, I'm into nature!
Somewhere in Vermont, in an old school bus, up on blocks, painted up with flowers and peace symbols , a wood furnace chimney coming out the roof, an aging hippie with long frazzled hair, wearing a 'Dead' T-shirt, sits at his computer and smiles.... Way to go Heather! You've given an old relic from an antiquated by- gone era hope.
You may think it's cute Heather, but the reality is, he only likes your tits. Source Here


Nip It In The Bud

As you may already know the new X-Files movie is coming out this summer. And now it's been revealed that star Gillian Anderson is pregnant.
You know what folks this smells, this smells worse than that Turkey sandwiche that sat in my car all Cornelson in 90° heat. She hasn't been in movies much lately, at least not Hollywood productions anyhow. With the exposure from this new X-Files movie I suspect she's trying to pad her purse with some baby photo money. Granted she's not an A-list celeb, but if the movies a hit, you never know she might be in demand. Fortunately folks we have time to nip this one in the bud, all we have to do is make sure the movie flops. If we act as one, we will be victorious. Source Here


It Is As It Was Foretold

I noticed this story that doesn't seem to be about much of anything, so of course I've included it. The story mentions TR Knight of and his boyfriend Mark Cornelson have not, I repeat not exchanged vows in a same-sex marriage. TR explains why, To clarify, we are not having a commitment ceremony," TR said. "once you are given something that you were never allowed before, you realize how much of a second class person you were before. That is horrible and fantastic at the same time. It makes me want to sob and scream with joy all at the same time.
Hmm... TR seems like a half glass empty type of person, doesn't he? Well he can be forgiven for being a little bitter.
However, it's obvious what this story is, this story is about a bellwether wedding. What's that you say? You don't know what that means? Well I'll tell you. If you played the Village People's song In the Navy backwards it purportedly speaks of a historic wedding, predetermined by fate. The story goes, that this union would cause all the worlds armies to put down their arms, and the nation's would come together living all as one in a utopian society. In the story, the initials of the two men matched that of knight and his boyfriend. Hmmm... that doesn't sound half bad. However, there was rumored to be another prediction in another song, by Donna Summer. It told of a union that would ruin mankind. That the church would take over the state, and that the people would be oppressed. Hmmm... You know what folks, I'll keep an eye on this for you, and keep you informed. Source Here


The Rabbit 2.0,Keeping Her Warm

Chris Martin, singer for the band Coldplay reveals more than he probably should. The 31-year-old star said he experiments with dance moves while in the privacy of his own home. Hmmm... I wonder which dances practices. Line dancing? The Twist maybe? He is a British rock star, so he's probably pretentious. I bet he's dancing that silly French dance craze, La Dance De Les Canards. Humph... thinks he's special. He drones on that he tries all kinds of things in the bedroom”. Really what sort of freaky deaky things do you like to do in your bedroom, huh Chris? Does it involve balloons? A McDonald's uniform perhaps? Balsamic vinegar, artichokes, marshmallows, peanut oil, pigs feet and rhubarb turn you on Chris,,! Does it! Answered the f***ing question, don't leave me hanging! [fuming] Skip it. You think you're so special don't you? Of course he never shuts up, he doesn't tell you what you want to hear, but he doesn't shut up either. “I’d love to be a crotch grabber but I can never find it."
First question. Are we talking about your crotch or Gwyneth's crotch? The public has a right to know dammit! What is it say about Chris as a man, if he can't find his own crotch? We know what it would mean if he can't find her's. It means he's gay. But if he can't find his own, well that's just all whole other jar of bumblebees isn't it? Humph! Stupid pretentious British twits. I feel sorry for Gwyneth, while he's practicing is dance moves, she lies in bed with nothing but her trusty Rabbitt 2.0 to keep her company. Hey Chris, I think you better find the crotch soon. Source Here


Like A Fine Bottle Of Colt45

Jack Black says it was his wife's fault that he accidentally revealed that Angelina Jolie was expecting twins. Ooh... I'm sure your wife's going to like you passing the buck on this one to her. Anyhow, Black says Jolie wanted to spill the beans, but didn't know how to and I did it for her."
Black then goes on to say that Brad really wanted to be a dad, but he didn't know how to do it. So Black went and did it for him. He then added that Angie is 'extra fine' in bed. Like a good bottle of Colt 45. He also noted, that he only did it because Brad is a really good friend. That's the kind of guy I am, Black said. Gee what a really great guy. Source Here


It’s Britney Bitch

Payback, can be a bitch. Just ask ADNAN GHALIB, Britney's ex-scumbag. You remember him, that paparazzi prick who now is allegedly shopping around a sex tape of him and Britney when they were on vacation in Mexico. It seems the scumbag was stabbed by another scumbag who is angry at Britney's ex-scumbag after a video of Brit performing a private striptease for him was set to hit the web..It's like Chris Crocker said. Leave Britney Alone. Beyotch! Source Here


That's it, that's all. I gotta go... hide.

Doc. B. gone baby gone.