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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Survivor's Biggest Dumbass Ever

Heidi-Ho folks Doc. B. here,

I wasn’t going to post tonight and I don’t usually talk all that much about my favourite shows but thanks to Bubbles all the animals think I’m contagious, so I’m alone. And I want to say something about what happened on Survivor tonight

But first…

“If I stand here, I can see the Little Red Haired girl when she comes out of her house... Of course, if she sees me peeking around this tree, she'll think I'm the dumbest person in the world... But if I don't peek around the tree, I'll never see her... Which means I probably AM the dumbest person in the world... which explains why I'm standing in a batch of poison oak.”
“Charlie Brown quotes”



What A Dumbass

On survivor tonight, Erik became the biggest dumbass ever. Cirie, Amanda, Parvati and Natalie have blindsided the last 3 guys. Erik wins immunity but suffers a stroke or a aneurism and gets talked into giving his necklace to Natalie what a grade “A” f#@%ing idiot. This is survivor you moron Never give up immunity. Even people who don’t watch survivor will know what this jackass did. I just googled the name Erik and the first 2 items on the search page are;

Popularity of the name Erik plummets within an hour.

One expectant mother says the name just kinda sounds dumb, you know.
The second result of the search says Wikipedia adds new entry, Eric; a dumbass, a grade A idiot, a very slow player on TV show Survivor .

How is he ever going to live this down. I can’t believe he did that. I guess he’s going to go live with Steve Bartman at his secret hideaway. They seem like they’ll be kindred spirits…… Man I don’t believe what I saw…. without a doubt he’ll be remembered as the biggest dumbass ever on Survivor.

That’s all folks Lost then Supernatural next. Best night of the week for shows, now I gotta go find the ice-bag, it feels like someone’s trying to circumcise me with a blowtorch.

Doc. B. Gone baby, gone

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