Pope Benedict XVI Worship Cats

Saludos, I am Luis, the cat who chooses to dwell in this household with the Doctor, until something better comes along. The Doctor has been out with the smelly female from yesterday and has not retuned therefore, I am in charge.
People of the Internet, do not think of me as your superior. Think of me only as your friend, somewhat. But enough of these pleasantries. What follows is a story that I find very relevant.


Pero primero (but first)…

“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.”
Anonymous

Reason For Your Existence

People of the Internet, read and enrich your knowledge.
The Pope brought with him to the United States a lifelong love of cats.
Benedict’s kindness toward the strays of Rome is already the stuff of Vatican legend. His house in Germany, its garden guarded by a cat statue, was filled with cats when Benedict lived there full time before he was posted to the Vatican in 1982.
I am blessed. Do you see now, people of the Internet, even God’s disciple worships the Feline race. He is wise, for a man. This Benedict, he can teach you a great deal people of the internet. Cats have a superior intelligence, and as such, we must be patient with you humans.
And Benedict is, without a doubt, the first pope to have had an authorized biography of him written by a cat — Chico, a ginger tabby who lives across the road from Benedict’s old house in Germany.
And this fellow cat is considered a bit slow in some Feline circles. Some say he has over-achieved.
Source Here

That is all there is. I must go now people of the Internet, for tonight I shall watch “Conan O’Brien” while lying in the large mattress. Alone! If the Doctor has not returned by Friday, I shall begin redecorating.

Despedida.

Luis ends this dialogue.