Lilo To Appear Naked (Again) Travolta: Little Mermaid’s #1 Fan

Heidi-Ho folks Doc. B. Here,

First Madonna, and now Gwyneth Paltrow are blaming the media for Britney’s woes. You know what, I think they’re right. So, here goes. Leave Britney Alone. There, you girls happy now, I fixed everything. It’s the playoff’s so this will be short,(Go Habs Go) heres the news.

But first…

“You can observe a lot by watching”
“Yogi Berra”


Lilo Is Part Of A New Generation

Lindsay Lohan is all set to appear fully nude in a low budget film called “Florence”. The role is said to pay $75 000. Apparently, a topless scene would have been sufficient but Lilo wanted to go all the way. I’ve got to say I applaud Lindsay for this strategy. Appear nude, whenever, wherever. It’s a plan that’s as old as the pyramids. Still, if she goes full frontal, how much more exposed can she go before people become bored by it all. Therefore, I’m making a prediction, Lindsay will become the first Hollywood mainstream actress to perform an x-rated sex scene in a movie. I don’t know why, just call it a gut feeling. It just seems like Lindsay is going to continue to push the envelope. She’s a daring little minx, and I have full confidence in her. She will break down the barriers restricting this new breed of starlets. Those who are comfortable enough to let a camera in the bedroom, and will continue to do so on the big screen, keep up the good work Lindsay, you have my full support, and better still, my full attention. Source Here


Travolta Is Way, Way Into It

John Travolta was spotted with his daughter at a show on 46th. St. John was really into it apparently, singing along to all the tunes. He was said to amazed at the elaborate and bright costumes. What’s the show you say? Why “The Little Mermaid” of couse. A spy backstage said Travolta told them that “he was way way into into the show” Other stuff that John is into; “the Rocky Horror Picture Show”. The musical “Cats”, Air Supply, red roses, Joan Crawford, the Barbara Streisand film “Yentl”, bubble baths long walks and shopping… … Oh yeah, and leather assless chaps, you know, for when you’re doing house work (what did you think they were for, you dirty pig, you). Source Here


Whitney’s Wild + Wacky Boudoir Secrets

Seem’s Whitney Houston’ going out with Kim Kardashian’s ex, Ray J. You remember him right. The Kim and Ray J show uncut + x-rated, that Ray J leaked online. It seems Ray J also has a CD out in which he seems to take pot shots at that jerk Bobby Brown. "Is that your wife, is that your shorty, well I'm her boyfriend . . . I think the problem is you don't beat it right . . . Making love is cool, just pull her hair sometimes." Hmmm, seems like a cocky son of a bitch, doesn’t he? I’m not sure Whitney wants her family to know these little bedroom details though. That must be uncomfortable at the dinner table huh! Mommy, what does he mean “beat it hard”? (Gulp) Mommy, if Ray J likes you, why is he pulling your hair (Gulp, Gulp). Besides uncomfortable questions, Whitney should start scouring the bedroom to find the camera because Ray J doesn’t seem to have a great deal of scruples. Source Here

Well I gotta go paint my car the red, white and blue of the Montreal Canadians

Doc. B. Gone baby, gone.