Harrison Ford Posse, Spaghetti Sex, Lilo’s Drunk…Again

How’s it going folks, Doc. B. here,

I’m in such a good mood now that my Montreal Canadians have advanced to the next round. Luis the cat ain’t got much to say to me now that his Bruins have been eliminated. I won a wager I made with him on the series and tomorrow he has to go outside with his fur dyed Bleu, Blanc, Rouge, the color of the Canadians. My brother Lance was so out of it again, that he thought we won the Stanley cup and has already gone downtown to get good spot for the parade, that isn’t going to happen. I guess I’ll let him sleep there overnight, and pick him up in the morning on the way to my painting class. Tomorrow, we’re painting a nude woman. I hope she’s not ticklish. Anyhow, here’s the news.

But first…


“It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you place the blame”
“Oscar Wilde”


Al Denté Sex

You thought Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke’s sex scene in the kitchen in “9 ½ weeks” sizzled, then you will want to circle this on your calendar.
Elijah Wood has sex while covered in spaghetti in his new movie.
The actor romps with co-star Leonor Watling in The Oxford Murders, and admits he had a lot of fun shooting his bizarre first on screen love scene.
Spaghetti sounds kinky right. Well you haven’t lived until you do it with meatloaf. Yeah, that’s right, you’re getting the picture. Yummy huh. Source Here


Harrison Ford Hangs With His Posse

Harrison Ford admits that he had to knock back a few before he could work up the courage to get his ear pierced like his cool buddies Ed Bradley and Jimmy Buffet!??! No comment from Ford on what he had done after getting drunk with the women of “the View”. Hmm… with those gals anything’s possible. Tummy tuck, bit of lipo, some collagen perhaps. We’ll never know I guess. (Harrison should avoid drinking with Marilyn Manson, that could be bad). Source Here


Gracious Goddess

The lovely and humble Naomi Campbell has taken the high road again. While at the airport to grab a flight out of London, Naomi noticed the two Airport cops who gave her such a hard time. She graciously took time to stop and make amends. What a classy lady. Those two white honky cops should be just thankful that the beautiful and talented Naomi even acknowledges their existence. Source Here


Is It Cold In Here

Weenie alert for people who shock easily at the sight of the some Franks and Beans. Actor/writer Jason Seagal shows us the “Big Lebowski” in the new film “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”, another raunchy comedy from the Judd Apatow factory (there seems to be one for every season) anyhow this is how the snake escapes.
In the opening scenes, Segel's character misinterprets the reason for his girlfriend's urgent visit. Instead of a roll in the hay -- and he has completely disrobed in preparation -- Sarah Marshall has come to dump him. Utterly distraught, he doesn't cover up for Marshall (Kristen Bell) -- or for the camera.
This happened to me once, the exact same result. Just me and my little Felipé hanging out. The only difference is it happened to me in a restaurant… Awkward. Source Here


Shia Pet

Shia Labeouf, star of a little seen movie called “Transformers” was overheard at some hotspot complaining. "How do I get a girl to go home with me?"
Well, first change your name, what girl wants to go home with someone named after a plant that grows out of a ceramic dog. 2nd, quit your friggin whining, no girl likes a needy, neurotic dweeb, and 3rd, and this is extremely important, grow a set of balls. Source Here


Banned In Bubbahump Land

Matthew McConaughey reveals what word was banned from his household.
“When I was growing up, we couldn’t say the word ‘can’t’. If we did my dad would say, ‘I beg your pardon, did you say you were having trouble?’ So it would be, ‘Yes sir, that’s what I said’.
We never used the word can’t in the Bubbahump household either. We used “WON’T”.
Source Here


Lilo’s Falling Down Again

Lindsay Lohan has been drinking again and it wasn’t pretty. Lilo, who’s determined to win an Oscar before she’s 25 (Cuckoo!) was at the “Hawaiin Tropic Zone” chugging Red Bulls and Grey Goose Vodka. You’d think she’d be a little less conspicuous but there’s no stopping the “Lilo Effect” once it’s in high gear. What is it with these celebs, they drink Red Bull to gain energy then drink Vodka to sedate themselves at the same time. Why don’t they just make up their mind and choose a state of mind already. Humph, youth is wasted on the clueless. Source Here


Well that’s it folks. I gotta go help Bruce, stupid dog has got his head stuck in the toilet again.

Doc. B. Gone baby, gone.