Don’t Fear The Nipple People,…Embrace It.

Heidi Ho folks Doc B here.

Bruce and Luis have been finding enough food to sustain me these last few days. I don’t ask where they find it, and I don’t care anymore. Here’s the news.

But first…

“I don't like my nipples showing. They look like targets.”
“Sienna Guillory”


Don’t Fear The Nipple

US networks have once again bowed to the pressure of sponsors and the tone of the current government in power. It's just a nipple folks, haven't we move past this nipple issue huh? Huh! I guess not, according to the New York Post."EVA Mendes is so naked and so sexy in an ad for Secret Obsession, the new fragrance from Calvin Klein Inc., that TV networks rejected the spot until it was cleaned up, and still won't air it until after 9 p.m." Humph! If this is the same ad that I've seen , then all you see is a f***ing nipple! Why are we so afraid of the nipple? Most of us suck on one for a good portion of our infancy (and other stages), so why do we fear it is so?
Could it be that some of us weren't fed on it enough, or wanted more but were thought to be too old, thus denied. Perhaps because we so desired it in our adolescence, yet were so seldom able to achieve it, we now punish it. And yes I know it's a male dominated (politically speaking) society but where are the women in all this, where are their voices? Hmmm! Gagged with a Wonderbra it would seem................................. so why do we,... fear the nipple? Damned if I know.
How do things becomes taboo? It's funny because I was just having this conversation with a friend of mine, you know, about societal norms. So why in our society do we frown upon men carrying a purse, only because we are preconditioned to think that it is wrong, silly,.. gay.
My friend and I were wondering what we would carry, if it were acceptable to carry a nice Gucci bag (or whatever designer you prefer). After a informal poll, a consensus emerged. Number one on the list would be money (naturally) followed closely by gum, keys, condoms, (naturally) sunglasses, toothbrush (?), drugs, (naturally) food , (mmm... donuts) a gun, clean socks (?!) And paint thinner. One freak answered makeup. Can you believe that? What a queer. Still it would be nice if society wouldn't frowned upon men carrying purses. Although it would be one less thing we would be able to make fun of our girlfriends about. All the shit they carry in their purse.I fear we would carry much more. You never know when you might need a table saw. Source Here


Thank You Come Again

Thanks for the watch Iggy, come back soon, don't be a stranger now. Jeez... it's been over 20 years since Iggy Pop performed in Montréal and this is how the people repay him for coming back to the city. " According to the Eric Fisher, the group's road manager, a rented van loaded with the group's musical instruments, mikes and amplifiers was stolen outside the Embassy Suites Hotel on St. Antoine St. W. in Old Montreal.
He estimated the equipment alone was worth "tens of thousands of dollars." So when you guys coming back, if you don't mind me asking? N#*#!%((***&&*#***#!!!!!!!!!!!! Jeez, never mind.
Not to worry I'm sure the crack Montréal police force is right on top of things. Why they probably have someone in custody as we speak."Montreal police were investigating, but weren't able to say whether the thieves were targeting the band and its equipment or if they had simply intended to steal the van, Constable Raphaël Bergeron said." Plus there was a Tims (huge Canadian doughnut chain!) on the corner where ze crime was committed, so we got off to a slow start in the morning and are just catching up now, we will get them. Now if you excuse me it's time for my... how do you say, pause [ (:-po-se]... ah yes... break time.
Hmmm... still this must have been a professional job, targeting the Stooges equipment, right? "The equipment was in a 4.5-metre yellow truck rented from the Penske rental firm and had Michigan plates.".... hmm.. Then again maybe they thought the truck was filled with cigarettes. Lots of that going around here. Oh well, let's move on shall we. Source Here


Coating It With Sugar

No no no no, don't hold back Sharon, tell us what you really think of Paris Hilton. “You've got your superstars. You've got your celebrities. And then you've got your people who I call 'infamous’, like Paris Hilton, who I know," said Sharon. Hmmm... yes, but does she know you? Never mind it doesn't matter, go on.“She's got a look that a lot of younger girls liked and copied but she has no talent. I'm sure Paris would tell you that herself. The timing was right for her. A lot of younger women looked up to her.
“She a very sweet, nice girl. But that's it. Then you put a full stop. It's over.” Um... I think this calls for a translation folks, what I think Sharon really meant to say was that Paris is dumb as a post, one that is made of plastic and is hollow. Empty. Vacant! Hmmm... how shall I put this,... like Pink said, stupid girls. I asked Paris to comment on what Sharon said, but I couldn't hear over the whistle sound coming out her ear. It was very windy. I'll have to catch up to her and ask her again, somewhere indoors. Source Here


Committed, Or Just Less Lonely On Week-Nights

Lindsay Lohan continues to make the rounds on all the gossip sites.
After being outed the other day by an LA police chief, word comes today from a story by Bang Showbiz that "The Mean Girls actress – who only recently confirmed she was in a same-sex relationship with DJ Samantha – is planning to exchange vows with her lover at a private ceremony in Los Angeles later this year, and her mother Dina has already started planning a lavish party."(to be broadcast on a special episode of her realityshow no doubt) Hmmm... if this is true, then it seems like Lilo's gonna settle down. Which would be rather ironic since LA police chief Bratton suggested that Lilo's gay relationship has had a calming, effect leaving the paparazzi with nothing scandalous to shoot. This would mark another interesting chapter in what has been a very tumultuous and extremely public passage from adolescence into adulthood.
I for one certainly hope she's not rushing into anything, you know, trying to please everyone around her. I hope the pressure of her peers isn't weighing on her decision (if it's true she's getting married). Because she looks around and she sees that Britney and Christina popped out a few brats, and old friend (oldfoe?) Paris Hilton seems to be settling in with her boyfriend. Nicole Richie's had one baby already with hers. She's still young; I just hope she doesn't think that life is passing her buy, that she needs to get on board.sure I know she’s become toxic in Hollywood, but it history has proven over and over again, it’s that Hollywood loves a comeback. But I’m not sure go in this lesbian route is the right angle to score with the suits in La La land. And what if they want kids? Well I suppose they can always adopt. That’s all the rage today. Still I’m not sure she’s really committed. And she’s totally gone over to the other side. So don’t be scratching her off your to- do list just yet. Why… you ask? Well I’ll tell you. Two words. Anne Heche You feeling me. I knew that you would. Source Here


Who?

Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky and her father were arrested on assault charges following a brawl involving the family of America's Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden in a Caribbean airport, police said Friday. The chick from Hairspray and a wanna-be model. Does anyone really care?............just checking. Source Here

Well that’s all folks I gotta go.I feel faint, I think I need to lie down. I’m starting to feel dizzy and am having trouble remembering things I tink im beginig to loss my motor skilz………..helpe me.

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