Stripper names, Heinz 57, Mac vs. PC, and Jessica Alba, tonight on BubbaHump.

Heidi Ho folks Doc B. here.

I'm in a bit of a hurry, trying to catch a connecting flight, so I'll get to wit. Here's the news.

But first

"I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi circle.”
“Mitch Hedberg”

Jessica Alba is one smart woman.

I guess we'll file this under blondes have more fun. Jessica Alba tells Cosmopolitan magazine what it was like being blonde.“When I went blonde for Sin City three years ago, I swear I’ve never had more male attention.
“I’d go to a bar and all these Arab Princes and much older men would want to buy me a drink – I’m talking guys in their 80s!”
Humph... well it seems pretty obvious to me, these men believe that blondes are easy. Reminds me of a good joke: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
Because red means stop. Did you hear this one. Why is a blonde like a door knob?
Because everybody gets a turn. Or. What's the mating call of the blonde?
"I'm *sooo* drunk!" And have you heard this one. What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
"I said: I'm drunk!"
Jessica being a smart girl wisely went back to her natural color. Source Here


Chick magnet

Matthew McConaughey's model girlfriend Camila Alves gave birth to a baby boy reports OK magazine "Camila and I were side by side the entire time," McConaughey told the magazine. "We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest miracle in the world - having a child and making a family." He also added, I can't wait until he's old enough to play the bongo drums naked in our living room, I'm really looking forward to that, and picking up hotties when I'm pushing his stroller down the beach. Babies are like chick magnets dude! Source Here


Hi, I'm a Mac, and I'm lonely.

It's all over for Drew Barrymore and Justin Long. The sickeningly, nauseating, cute couple have apparently ended their relationship. Said a spokesperson for Barrymore,"I can confirm the split with no additional comment,".
Over in the Valley, PC pumped his fist and let out a "Hell Yeah!" Source Here


Stripper names

Nicole Kidman and her hubby Keith Urban welcomed a new baby girl on Monday. The newborn weighed 6 pounds in 7 1/2 ounces and has been named... wait for it,-- Sunday Rose.
Hmmm... I think I knew a stripper named Sunday rose… no, wait I think her name was Sunny Blows. But I digress, Sunday rose is still better than the one Nicole was considering. Portable Wireless Personality Enhancer. The kid got off lucky. Source Here



Heinz 57

This silly headline caught my eye. "Jada Pinkett Smith Hires Dog Whisperer: Her pooch was killed by a snake".Humph… Dog Whisperer eh! Betcha 5 bucks this all relates back to his mother. Source Here


That's all folks I gotta go catch a plane. Destination, Evora.

Doc B. Gone baby gone