Please God Make Angelina Deliver Now

Heidi Ho folks Doc B. here.

Pardon me if I'm brief, I'm multitasking. I'll fill you in at the end, until then here's the news.

But first…

“I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.”
“Dolly Parton.”


Did You Hear The One About...

It seems Gossip Girl star Blake Lively despises comparisons to the more famous (infamous) blonde, Paris Hilton. She whines, "Since I have a dog and blond hair, that must mean we're alike. It's a dumb thing to say. I don't think that makes us similar,". Hmmm... that reminds me of a good one, "What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"
The nympho says, "Are you done already?"
The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." He he... funny. Anyhow, she goes on to tell Seventeen magazine that "I don't know her, but I don't like being compared to anyone by somebody who doesn't know me." (snicker, snicker) Have you heard this one? "Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

A: She missed".
Or this one? "How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her."
Or this one? "How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone."
Sorry, sorry, anyhow Blake goes on to say, "I'm my own person. I don't go to clubs, I don't party, I don't dance on tables and I don't like sex tapes." ... yeah! But do you have one? Huh! Don't skirt around the question, we're assuming you have one already anyways. Humph, guess we'll have to wait. In the meantime that reminds me, How does a blonde moon walk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! Source Here


A Glorious Return To Form

After performing admiringly at the Nelson Mandela concert it seems Amy Winehouse had a glorious return to form singing in Glastonbury. It seems she sang the first portion of her show well but her performance quickly deteriorated, say onlookers. Many were questioning what was in the glass she was drinking from. (liquid mental unstableness, I would imagine) Despite boos from the crowd she continued to rant on about her hubby Blake who's in jail awaiting to be sentenced for assault ".Amy defended him, saying: "Don't boo. I'll find your phone and ring your mum and tell them about your bad manners. Manners cost you nothing." Yes, too bad Amy, you can't trade them in for dope. Anyhow, after insulting JAY-Z and Kanye West, Amy saved her best for grand finale."The troubled star shockingly punched an audience member.
Glasto boss MICHAEL EAVIS defended Amy saying: “The man deserved it. He grabbed Amy’s breasts as she went past him.”
However another fan in the front row said it was actually a GIRL called Claire that was hit and she only tried to give the singer a high five." In any case, man or woman, they are lucky that Amy didn't spit on them. Emphysema is contagious right? Oh well, let's move on. Source Here


A Delusional Drug Addict... Go Figure

Moving not too far, actually not moving at all. It seems Amy Winehouse has lost her mind, when it concerns her hubby Blake who's rotting in jail. It would appear she left hospital early from her rehabilitation because she wants to make the house look tidy for when Blake gets out of the slammer. A source revealed: “Amy’s in another world. She’s like a child in a woman’s body. Yeah! A child with track marks all up and down her arm, who smokes like a Russian soldier, and drinks more than an American senator. I assume that's the child you were talking about? Because if I had to render a description to the police describing Amy, that's pretty much how I'd sum her up. Oh, and dark hair. Anyhow sources say “She has it in her head there is no way Blake can stay inside after he is sentenced in two weeks. She started sorting the house out for his return". Hmmm... I wonder if she can handle the truth? " . So! How did that work out? "
Her inner circle were then forced to tell her a few home truths — saying she needed to accept he could remain inside after he is sentenced for assault and trial-fixing"Amy was rattling on about Blake throughout her night out, when she trawled a string of late-night drinking dens with pals until 4.30am yesterday. Oh my! I'm shocked! I was so sure she turned the corner (sigh),... I'm so naïve.
Yet again, she was telling anyone who would listen about his “impending release” — just as she did at Glasto on Saturday". ... Cuckoo-cuckoo, (sigh), keep the faith Amy, keep the faith. Source Here


The Curse Of A-Rod

The New York Daily News is reporting, that Us Weekly is reporting that New York Yankees superstar Alex Rodriguez is hooking up with Madonna. A- Rod?
Madonna? I guess he likes them old, wiry, and bitter. The Yankees will never win another World Series with this guy in uniform. He's not a leader, he's nothing but a flake. Source Here


Please God

No word yet on whether or not the Twins up actually arrived, but numerous websites are reporting that Angelina Jolie is holed up in a French hospital getting ready to unleash the hounds, so to speak. I don't want to get my hopes up. I've learned my lesson, I won't be fooled again. Until I have actual proof that she's had these talking babies, I'm not taking off these Depends dammit. I've ruined enough pairs of pants, thank you very much. Anyhow, I'll keep you folks informed.


Well that's it that's all folks, I gotta go get back to Antonio and Bruce. Bruce is on a Greyhound (literally) to Stowe to visit his mother, and Antonio is on MSN. Antonio told me he found a great new place to hide Bubbles. So I asked him, it's not the trunk of your car is it? Quite a few minutes passed before he replied,... maybe? when I asked him if she's had a meal recently? He replied... possibly? Right now I'm trying to convince him that he should calm down and relax. I'm safe and sound now, and that's the most important thing, isn't it He replied... perhaps?
Which leads me????????????????

Doc B. Gone baby gone